MAHD House Bar Talk
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Jimmy and Gito just talking about things going around at MAHD House Bar & Grille In Elyria, Ohio. Jimmy Is the owner of MAHD House and Gito is his close friend that helps out around the bar. Listen in while they dissect the daily dealings of the bar.
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TikTok Tangles and Nostalgic Notes: Hawk Tua Hilarity, Blue Sweatpants Mysteries, and Terry Goffee's Johnny Cash Tribute
Are you ready to dive headfirst into the whirlwind of TikTok's latest viral trends? This week, we’re cracking up over the "Hawk too" craze and the mysteriously captivating blue sweatpants girl. We’ll share some hilarious stories about how these trends have taken over our lives, and keep you entertained with tales of moving sheds and battling an endless supply of driveway stones. Laugh along as we explore the intersection of internet nonsense and everyday absurdities, proving that sometimes, real-life can be just as funny as anything you see on your screen.
But that’s not all – our good friend Terry Goff joins us, bringing a surge of nostalgia with his surprise Johnny Cash tribute performance from our Tuesday jam night. Terry’s here to share some incredible stories from his days on stage with legends like Merle Haggard, while we also discuss the completion of mom’s barn and the hilarious safety concerns around using a baker scaffold. From heartfelt moments to side-splitting laughter, this episode promises a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!
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We're number one. Jimmy isn't being a cheap ass.
Speaker 2:You know, I'm like damn. You heard it here first, right, right.
Speaker 1:Right, we're the best you know. They say people that cuss are morons. So I'm an honest motherfucker. Put the fish away, reggie, it don't even hurt to give birth. Not for me. Nothing to it, okay.
Speaker 2:Let's do it. Come on, I'm ready. I'm ready, I wanna do it. I wear a thong hurt to give a birthday. Not for me, nothing to it.
Speaker 1:Okay, let's do it, come on.
Speaker 2:I'm ready. I'm ready.
Speaker 1:I want to do it. I wear a thong. I got what I'm right now you want to see Jimmy and Geek man.
Speaker 2:House Bar Talks, baby, not just a bunch of shit. If you ask me, I don't make no sense. What's one move in bed that makes a man go crazy? Oh, you gotta give him that. All right, good morning, you got volume up over there.
Speaker 1:You heard it here. You know. They say people that cuss are more honest. So I'm an honest motherfucker.
Speaker 2:There it goes. No, that's good now.
Speaker 1:That was you, that was me.
Speaker 2:It was playing twice, though I could hear it twice, you didn't have the volume up. No, what did I do? Pump the button again. But anyways, I hope to you with the added that huh I just added, I just put it on its own thing what's one move in bed that makes a man go every time? Oh, you gotta give him that. That is in my head. I hear it all day long in my head. I'm just like I.
Speaker 1:I mean everything, I fucking think of it in here to act like it's a big old search. They're looking for that girl yeah, they found her.
Speaker 2:Now though they know who it is. Now they got her. She's funny. Oh, that's fucking good. Yeah, she was funny, she was quick on the on the thing, but that that's like because like last week it was blue sweatpants girl or whatever, and then then now it's the Hawk two girl.
Speaker 1:Oh man, I seen those things, people get tattoos on them. Oh yeah, they got like nice bumper stickers, that shirt.
Speaker 2:Some guy had a shirt I was, I shared it on our uh, on our uh TikTok. He had a shirt and his wife said he he'll get ack to if he could sell 500 of them.
Speaker 1:So I shared it.
Speaker 2:But it's. It says if she don't hock to, I don't want to talk to. Oh, it's getting out of hand, it's crazy. Oh, it's even Amanda goes, she goes. That's like the song, like she goes. It's just in my head all day long. It's funny shit. That is hilarious.
Speaker 1:They went way too far with that one.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I mean I seen it at first and I thought that's funny. You know, the first time I seen it the next morning I woke up and that shit was everywhere. Everybody's got it going.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because you see so many of them and people doing staying stupid shit and everything else, but that one just there's something about it, though it's just funny as shit.
Speaker 2:It really is. She's so quick to answer and like and her friend's like.
Speaker 2:You had a blue sweatpants girl. You've never seen her. Oh, the blue sweatpants girl. It's some young girl and she's got on blue sweatpants girl. You don't you never seen her. Oh, the blue sweatpants girl it's. It's some young girl and she's got on blue sweatpants. They're kind of full. She's got tight little belly and she's doing like a side moonwalk type thing and moving her hips like kind of almost like belly dancing and moon dance and moonwalking at the same time.
Speaker 2:And it went viral like everybody's trying to mimic it. I mean, it was, the girl was smooth as shit. Let me, I could actually punch it in here. It's, it's uh, I can't believe you haven't seen, you got, you've seen it. Once you see it, you're probably gonna go. Oh, I've seen that. I would imagine. I would think you'd have to, because because I mean, it's been everywhere there, it is right there and it's just a TikTok and she's moving Just the way she moves and it's got like the beats going and then that was it.
Speaker 2:It went crazy after that. It was like what? Oh, I didn't know and I didn't Hold on. I got to do it different. I got to do it different. I got to move it over there. There we go. Now, there you go, now you can see it. There it is, she's doing it. She does like a little leg kick and then she just kind of does. It's kind of like she's smooth, though I think that's what made it was how smooth she is, and then when the beat on it it just hits better, you know, but anyways, yeah, that was the big one last week. Now it's hot too too. She was funny as shit. Oh, we got a lot of shit done at the house this week. A lot a lot.
Speaker 2:We moved that shed in. We uh got that all packed in, that that stone. You said you started. You have me get the stone from the driveway. You're like, oh, if we put new stone in the driveway, then we'll just put it in the driveway, the new stone, we'll put this old stone on there. We started digging in that driveway.
Speaker 2:You never run out of stone it was about what six, seven loads in there yeah, I don't even know I can't even imagine and and where we got down to where the concrete's actually poured on top of now, it was literally like there was like brick border there, like brick border edge. You know what I'm saying like. So you know that's at least another four inches. You know what I mean. You know what's'm saying. So you know that's at least another four inches. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:You know what's funny? The job I pulled out yesterday had the same exact thing.
Speaker 2:Did it the hell? I thought you were getting a mini excavator. How come you ended up grabbing another bobcat.
Speaker 1:We had a mini and then it started leaking hydraulic. I took it back.
Speaker 2:Oh really, so they didn't have one with teeth.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but the bucket was too small. Oh, is that what it was? Yeah, but anyways, it ended up working out. Good for us too, because I've used a mini. I scraped it all up, just used that to move it all around. It was perfect. I was like, oh, that'sped it all up, just used that to move it all around, that's perfect.
Speaker 2:I was like oh, that's perfect, get that back out there. Problem is, it's supposed to rain all day today. You're like, oh, we can use it for the weekend. You might as well get that dirt. Now it's going to rain all day and I ain't going to be able to move it. Is it going to be all day? I? If it doesn't go all day, it's going to be too mucky and muddy to mess around with. So I was thinking I might just keep it for another day and then maybe mess around with it. I don't know what time do you got it till, though.
Speaker 1:Noon.
Speaker 2:So if we get there early in the morning we probably could finish it up if it's dry enough.
Speaker 1:All of you said there's a big storm coming.
Speaker 2:It probably won't. Yeah, I was looking at the radar. It looked like a huge, huge rain coming through there. Absolutely, you know you were complaining about. You said something to me the other day. You said that this guy, donnie, that's in the bar that hangs out in the bar he said he's getting to be too much with the water balloon and shit like that.
Speaker 2:Amanda was out with liz last night. Her and liz went running around and they ended up back here. She came home she was annoyed. She goes donnie's like running through the place throwing water. Same thing. You said exact same thing. I haven't had a chance to say anything to him yet or not, but we got to straighten out. He just like he, I mean he's just trying to have fun, but he's going too far, like he's putting them in the building and, like you know, hitting people that don't really want to get hit. Like you know what I mean. You got to limit that shit. You can't just do whatever.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean yeah, you said something when I said something yeah, well, I thought it was a one and done thing.
Speaker 2:I mean you would assume water balloon fight one and done, right, you wouldn't think that's like a daily occurrence. We're just gonna water balloon bar now. I mean.
Speaker 2:I mean, well, I mean it doesn't make sense does it I mean I, I don't get it, I don't, I, I don't know. So yeah, we gotta, we gotta, nip that one in the bud. She also said she came in last night and, uh, the cook, the newest cook that's back there he come running up to her and was like you got to do something about this heat in this kitchen. We gotta have, it's got to be, it's just too hot, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. She's like that's Jimmy's problem Walked away, there's nothing you can do about it. The air conditioning ducts actually are on back there, they run back there, but I mean it's 120 degrees, I mean when it's 90-something, when it's 96 degrees outside and humid, that kitchen's going to be even hotter. You know, all the time it always is.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's.
Speaker 2:I mean, you've got freaking. You know that open flame grill running hot. You got the even and you know what. You know what it's like Even when everything's off the freaking pilots make it hot back there. It's crazy. I don't know what else you can do to like cool that off. I mean, it's better than it was at one time, but it doesn't seem like it right, you know, yesterday it was freaking hot.
Speaker 1:Somebody never been in that kitchen and it gets hot outside. They're gonna be like what the hell.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this is crazy, crazy, fuck this, be ready to quit and shit, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:That was fun.
Speaker 2:I mean I don't. I don't every kitchen is hot like that. I mean kitchens aren't cold. You know what I mean. Unless you have, I don't, unless there maybe there are some that are, maybe I don't know. I guess it's possible.
Speaker 1:What possible? What the air conditioner lines around in there?
Speaker 2:just they don't do nothing yeah, the ac's running there, they have the defense, are in there, they're. I mean, it keeps it, and they're new units now and all that. I don't know what, yeah I don't know what else to do with it. I mean, you know we talked at one time with tex, had brought up something about buying one of those mobile ones or something and putting it back.
Speaker 1:I don't think that's gonna do anything you got this air conditioner that pumps out I don't know how many btus, and then you got you know I'm saying some kind of mobile yeah, well, he says there's some big ones, but it's like I'm not freaking, I'm not rich yeah, sell the, sell the bar to get an air conditioning sell the bar to get an air conditioning unit.
Speaker 2:I wonder what's going on. Today, if I, you're seeing me on there, yeah, I wonder what's going on. I'm not seeing nothing on here at all, which is bizarre, I think. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what's going on. So, brandon, had he called, he texted me and had to call you out. He said you didn't use a cement mixer on that sidewalk. He said he mixed, that he was the cement mixer.
Speaker 1:He said all right, and what did I say?
Speaker 2:you said. I said I used a cement mixer, brandon goes. I did that whole thing by hand. I mixed that whole thing by hand.
Speaker 1:I didn't even remember.
Speaker 2:Damn, how long ago was that? It was a long time ago. Yeah, I didn't lie I used a cement mixer. It's probably 15-16 years ago, something to that effect, somewhere in that range.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It's a long time ago, yeah, so the driveway's in the shed is in the shed is in.
Speaker 2:We got 20 tons of dirt, or 20 yards of dirt to 20, 20, 20 yards of dirt to move around. So that's, we'll get that moved out, get the yard back leveled out. And then I was talking to tex about that hydro seed. You know like I was like you know where'd you get it? How much is this? Blah, blah, blah? First of all, expensive. Everything sounded very expensive. Second, off he said you gotta drive 40 minutes to go get this shit. I'm like I'm getting grassy from rural king and some straw I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2:I mean I'm not going to spend $3,000 and drive 40 minutes to get the grass up in three days. I ain't doing it. You know what I mean. I think he said the equipment was like $700 to rent, just to rent it. You know what I mean and you got to drive 40 minutes. That's not happening. Do your own research on that. I already did Rural King Bags of seed, sun and shade, flavor and straw. It'll work. That shit works just fine, grows in just fine.
Speaker 2:I don't think you got to go through all that they said it's 40 minutes away To get all the stuff Like the cellulose bag. I don't know of any place when you would get it around here.
Speaker 1:Yeah them rental places might have that.
Speaker 2:I wouldn't think so. I would think so. I would think that, if you, I would think that most people that are doing hydro seed by their own.
Speaker 2:Have their company has the equipment. You know what I'm saying. I would think that most people that are doing hydro seed have their company as the equipment. You know what I'm saying, I would think. Anyways, it would make sense to me that that's what's going on. I wouldn't think that you would go. You know what I mean. I'm not spending that much money, even if it's freaking double the price. Who cares? I'll just let the grass grow slower. I mean, right, what's it matter? I don't know where it matters. My mom's on Good morning. Mama, she got her shed finished too, or like barn, the one I framed out like a year ago, a year and a half ago, or whatever. She got that one done. She just got to paint it. Now I might have to go down there and paint it real quick. Though she's talking about getting on a baker. I can't let my mom get on a baker, can I? It's like 14 feet to the ceiling. That means that's a baker all the way up for her to cut that in.
Speaker 1:I gotta go do that, I think at least we'll set up the baker for her right no, I mean a baker is dangerous.
Speaker 2:People get hurt, let alone to be, you know.
Speaker 1:Clifford's as old as she is almost Clifford don't old.
Speaker 2:as she is, almost Clifford, don't need to be on a baker either.
Speaker 1:I mean go out there.
Speaker 2:And Clifford's probably stoned. Yeah, I might have to run out there real quick and do that. It's got so much going on.
Speaker 1:What is she going to do? Just paint up?
Speaker 2:there. It just needs painted, it's drywalled and stuff. They put a skim over it and everything it said looks good. I mean she sent pictures of it. It's all in pretty good shape now, pretty sweet anything happened here this week?
Speaker 2:donnie was throwing water balloons. No, you know what was really cool here this week? We had that jam night, that Tuesday jam night, and Terry Goff he's a friend of mine. I've known him since I was a little kid, probably 10 years old. He used to actually manage Pearl Village Apartments at one time and I met him and his daughter and Terry, his son, back in those days and then they eventually they were I forget, was it Berkshire Court, I think is the apartments that they were managing on 29th Street and he worked at the radio station and he sings. But now he does this Johnny Cash tribute that we were talking about.
Speaker 2:But he's kind of a big deal. He gets top dollar money and, like travels, had a tour bus, all that stuff. You know. Yeah, oh yeah, and he's good. I mean, he's really good. But he was, he was at a barbecue the other day at Texas, across the street from tax, at Jim justice, so it's just Pastor Justice. He used to be the pastor out at the church right there on Lake Avenue and he was over there and I guess he was jamming. He goes, man, you should have that guy here and I'm like I don't think I can afford Terry. You know what I mean? Well, terry just happened to be in here Tuesday night having dinner trying to see if I was here and say hi, you know.
Speaker 1:And I guess he got up and was jamming a jam night for the guitar yeah, I got it when he works for free well, I mean I wouldn't want to insult him either.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean. Like I mean he is really good at what he. I mean he's he's been on stage with like I I want to say merle haggard. I think he's been on stage with, like I want to say, Merle Haggard.
Speaker 2:I think, he's been on stage with. Like he's actually been on stage at the Grand Ole Opry back before he sang gospel. Yeah, when he sang country back then he would work at Ford and he quit his job at Ford because he was making so much money and too busy to work at ford at the time because he was doing. But then all of a sudden he got religious and he, you know, thought I shouldn't be playing. You know the type, same type of places I was playing. So then he went to gospel music and he charted like a top three at least. Yeah, he was, he was there, he was good, he was in with another family and it was weird because that eric, that we get the the, that we, our sales rep for our tpc, his dad was all involved in the whole.
Speaker 2:I forget what family that is I'd have to ask him because, like when I was a kid, I'd go with terry, like if he would go like he would do like, uh, like, not concert but kind of like. But they would do like like, uh, revival. You know, you'd go to a revival and they play music and stuff and he'd go do these revivals or tv shows and stuff and I'd go with them. And I guess eric used to go too with it with his family, same group and it's I trying to remember the name of the thing, but I know of that, terry knows him, that they used to, you know, play together at the at one time, but that's cool, I mean he was a big name guy basically just on guitar jam night. So that went really well.
Speaker 2:I'm not sure when. The next time adam's gonna do that, I know it's, he was gonna do this one might even be one more, and then I know he's like gotta go on vacation for a couple of weeks or something. So there might be a couple of weeks off, but other than that, yeah, the jam night.
Speaker 1:You got work One's kind of no it was uh, it was paid cash. Ooh, that crown. That though didn't I.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you crack, smacked the shit out of it. How's it look now?
Speaker 1:Noted.
Speaker 2:Is it You're showing me? Show the camera, show the camera.
Speaker 1:That was a big average too.
Speaker 2:You smacked the shit out of it. Yeah, you missed a nail. Wrong nail, wrong nail. It was a big average. You smacked the shit out of it. Yeah, you missed a nail. Wrong nail, wrong. Now. My dad used to say that all the time wrong nail when he hit his thumb when he's hammering oh, wrong nail.
Speaker 1:That's like I didn't even say that.
Speaker 2:I was like well, the thing was crazy too. The other one talking about not saying anything was my dog tipsy, so we poured, like that little front porch pad. And then there's the driveway, so we're sitting out there after it's poured oh, that's fresh, and I'm going to close out that kiddie pool that she bought for the dog to play in. And she fills it up and she's like you know what? I'm just give her a bath. And Amanda pulls out that kiddie pool that she bought for the dog to play in and she fills it up and she's like you know what, I'm just going to give her a bath. So she soaps her up and gives her a bath and everything.
Speaker 2:All of a sudden she gets off and I'm like you know, you got to let her lose because she was on a leash, because we're outside, I go, you got to let her lose, she's got to run. You know dogs, they come out from taking a bath, they want to just run and roll and run and roll. So I'm like I take her off the leash, she takes off, she's running like a bat out of hell all over the place and she comes and jumps up on that porch and she just didn't have the height, I guess. And she kicks her legs, get knocked out from underneath her and her chin, just freaking, slams down on the concrete and she goes two feet at least on this broom-finished concrete and I just I pick her up and her whole frickin' jaw is bloody. She didn't even yip or nothing, she didn't even like have phased her. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:So what you're saying, it's your fault.
Speaker 2:I mean a little bit because I let her run. Yeah, oh man. But I mean mean it's also nature's fault for making her so like excited over? Sure, no, because she couldn't jump that high because of that big ass head. But the worst part is like when I seen it, I like I had a different angle, like I was looking at her straight on and amanda's looking at her from the side, dylan's looking at her from the side, so I'm seeing her straight on and I see, see it like the face going, you know, across the concrete, like you see it, like you know, like it was bad.
Speaker 1:I see the little patch missing.
Speaker 2:And I'm freaking out and Amanda and Dylan are just laughing hysterically they think it's so funny and I'm like freaking out, like oh shit, I got to see her, she's got to be bleeding. And then Amanda's like what? Because Amanda thought she just landed on her chest. You know, because she had her harness on, she was good, she wasn't going to get hurt on her chest, but no, she definitely rode her face all the way across two feet of that raw, nasty concrete. Oh man, yesterday was the last hot day. Thank God yesterday was the last hot day for a while well, super hot day.
Speaker 2:They'll still be warm, but lake's pretty nice though lake temperature it's time for me to take the boat to Huron and go kick it with the warm water now man, my friend, was on the boat yesterday.
Speaker 1:He was working on his house, his driveway, and he comes. He went out on a boat. They were supposed to be out there all day. He came back half the day.
Speaker 2:He looked like a lobster I said holy shit, oh yeah, you can't be out there like that without a canopy or anything you know, but he doesn't have a canopy on his boat I think so he's got it right. It's a new boat, right? Yeah, it's got to have some sort of canopy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but they still have a little canopy you put up maybe you did but it's so hot even if you was out there like that, you're gonna get some uh, yeah, you're gonna catch it, yeah, for sure you're gonna feel that tomorrow yeah, that's the worst meal I don't.
Speaker 2:Well, you don't get them real bad, do you?
Speaker 1:I've only had it like yeah, because you're puerto rican.
Speaker 2:That's good, that's a good thing, it helps it really does that with me, I don't get them too often either.
Speaker 2:I just get dark because, yeah, I don't get them too often either. I'll get like red, like when we were out there working my face started feeling like that, but the next morning I wasn't red. You know what I mean. It was fine. I thought I was going to be, but I was fine. But like Amanda I mean she got when she went to Florida she couldn't walk. Do you remember that? Yeah, her whole legs like swelled up, double the size and she literally couldn't stand and walk over being in the sun for like a half hour. I mean she just her skin is just like she can't mess with it, you know.
Speaker 1:Like people live in Florida and they always say like, come down, it's too damn hot.
Speaker 2:Funny everybody just takes an AC, just like how it was here. Yeah, nobody wants to go out there like that. That's horrible, and it's humid down there too, right, there's other places that's hot and dry, but that's humid. Louisiana's the worst. Oh for humidity, yeah, because it's like a swampland it's got to be Is that mosquitoes and shit right down there too. Huh, that's where Tech said he wants to move when he moves.
Speaker 1:That's where I want to go Louisiana.
Speaker 2:I love it. You were already there. Why didn't you just stay? I have my house and everything else here.
Speaker 1:Oh, louisiana's nice, it's the culture People.
Speaker 2:The people are nice Mm-hmm. Really, I thought there was a lot of criminal activity down there, man, you're talking just like you know.
Speaker 1:Different state, different city. You know what I'm saying? Uh-uh, like New Orleans. New Orleans is horrible, oh, okay, I got you. But if you go to other cities, that state nice, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you. It's like Ohio. There's nice places in Ohio when Not Cleveland, nah you.
Speaker 2:Cleveland's coming nice too. Now actually Cleveland's really getting nice downtown. But there's some bad spots, just like Akron. Yeah, Akron's just a shittier.
Speaker 1:Cleveland. Yes, there's nice spots there too, but I don't know when. I don't believe that one. This girl I worked at Ford. She was one of the I don't know one of the inspectors. She lives in Akron and I was like she goes. No, no, there's some nice areas. I'm like, okay, I just never seen one.
Speaker 2:When I was a kid I went down to Akron with the girl I was seeing back then and she had a friend that was living down there and there were some apartments we went in. You know, it wasn't like college either, it was just she was staying in apartments. They were actually. That was a nice apartment. I remember thinking, wow, this is really nice. And it was just an apartment complex. Everything around it seemed nice too, but it was in Akron, just like New York, so it could have been nice.
Speaker 1:New York, new york, so it could have. Been nice new york, horrible spots they're just beautiful.
Speaker 2:But anyways, louisiana, there's some really nice spots out there. Really, I wonder, uh, I wonder why, uh, why you guys want to go there. That's what I'm like. I gotta kind of go, I want to see it myself I'm curious.
Speaker 1:I like culture, I like the food, the mosquitoes, the mosquitoes.
Speaker 2:You love it. No, the crocodiles and the fucking reptiles.
Speaker 1:You got to remember. I was down there all the time in the winters. What does that mean? It means I wasn't hearing snow. Oh, I got you. So it was nice, and it wasn't that hot.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean. But what happens in the summer? Like if you live there? What's happened?
Speaker 1:in the summer. During the summer too, it's hot as hell.
Speaker 2:Yeah, these days it seems like it would be hot I don't know. I don't know if I want to get used to that. That's a little bit much. I'll go down there. I would like to see it, though. I'd like to check it out. You know, bourbon street and all that stuff that would be cool, but you said that's not where to go.
Speaker 1:No, it is.
Speaker 2:It is just not when, it's Not during the big Right right right, but I'd want to go during the big, like that's the whole thing. I want to go to the big.
Speaker 1:I did that once and then, and I went down there when it was like a week before or a week after, that's when I had the last time.
Speaker 2:I don't like those crowded places. I was just telling Amanda about that the other day. I don't like going to crowded events or anything anymore, because I'm always nervous about people.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they're weird.
Speaker 2:I don't Even movie theaters. It's just like you don't know what's going to happen, dude, you just don't. And anytime there's a gathered crowd, it's like it's, it's a uh, anytime you get that many people yeah, it's a roll of the dice.
Speaker 2:People are trying their best to find, like, well, terrorists are trying their their, their best to get them the the most casualties for the least cost, or at least bang for the right, the most bang for the buck, that's the perfect word. I mean kind of kind of a bad word, but I mean yeah. So I mean you. You know, events like that marty, yeah, or the ball drop in time square, like those are all to me like, just like super dangerous and like it's like a bullseye yeah, you're just it's a target you're putting yourself as a target.
Speaker 2:It's like that. Like we just talked about it last week that I heart music festival. The guy that was up on the in the window shooting out into the crowd, like yeah, it's just so. I'm nervous, like I really don't care for that. Like if those busy times like that anywhere anymore, even if it's going to a basketball game, it makes me nervous. You know, anything like that. Like maybe not just your average everyday Tuesday night basketball game, but that's probably where they'd get you anyway. Honestly, we got that basketball hoop. They've been going nuts since we put the concrete in. I got a feeling that's all Dylan will do anymore.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's cool though he used to sit in the front yard and throw the football. I don't know if that'll happen anymore. Literally, they were just that's all they were doing playing basketball. Playing basketball, I mean, since it's gone up, that's all they want to do. That's good. Yeah, when are you going to put that pole up? I don't know. I'm not Right now. My list of events is to get that dirt sprout get the grass growing and get the fence in.
Speaker 2:The fence is, to me, the next. That's the big thing. Then after that, it's to get the shed done. Oh no, no, no, I take that back. It's the doors and then the shed done. The doors should be probably prior to the fence too. The doors are good until winter.
Speaker 1:What do you mean? Well, at summer, you can't fence.
Speaker 2:No, no, I want to rip those steps off the front and stuff. Oh, you know what I'm saying. I want to get those steps out of there and move the door. You out of there and move the door. You got to do it. What it's, no I know, but I got to have it ready to do it. I don't have the other door in yet. What do you do with that? Just go use the garage door.
Speaker 1:Yeah, get that thing out of there.
Speaker 2:The steps and then fill it all in. I thought what do we do with it once we get it out?
Speaker 1:Smash it up, touch. Let's bust it up and we can do it.
Speaker 2:I was thinking about it last night. Should I do it? I was trying to consider whether I should do it. It's funny only because I want to fill the dirt, because I want to fill the dirt in there. You blame me for everything? Yeah, because you start this shit. How I start? I bought a shed. Oh, that's all I did. I bought a shed. Now I'm 16 projects deep.
Speaker 1:I'm like you know, it'd be nice to do this driveway well, it's well.
Speaker 2:You know, it's something I've wanted for the whole time we got the skidster.
Speaker 2:We might as well just dig it out now I never had, I've never had a house without a, without a concrete driveway, and then not having it's like this is miserable. I know for 15 years. And it tracks, your itch it like you track dirt in the house. You track like it's just horrible it really is it's horrible. Like you can't you really use a snowblower, just kicking up rocks into the yard like it's just it's horrible taking out your neighbor's windows. Yeah, it's just, yeah, it's definitely concrete drive is where it's at.
Speaker 2:That's one thing. When you got like you're out in the country and you got like you know, a long driveway and it's gravel or whatever, that's whatever I get that, that's cool. Speaking of which, did you see that machine they got that just rotates the gravel out of the grass, that's pretty sweet. It comes in and it, like it, hooks into the dirt, you know, or the gravel, you know. It's got grass and stuff in it and it just basically fluffs it up and as you go through it it just looks like a fresh new gravel driveway when it's done, just like digs in. That's kind of like a kind of like a rototiller for a gravel driveway, but it's like it's like wide as a gravel path you know, I bet it wouldn't done shit on yours no, I don't know.
Speaker 2:I mean, if that's what it does, though I mean, I don't know that, shit crazy yeah, that thing ain't moving. You guys said don't park on it. For a week I was like that shit ain't moving, I'm parking on that right now. It's been 90 something degrees. Like that shit is dry, it's solid. I said fuck it. And parked on it didn't crack. No, it didn't crack. I don't think it would move. It would have to move to crack. So I I think it's solid.
Speaker 2:But yeah, that was that's rough on that machine whatever tough man, tough man's been good to us yeah we've been, we've been doing good with them well, handy rent's been really good to us too I've never been uh, I've never been on handy, on handy rents that's all we used until now, until this one here no, that's handy rent. That's what I said. I never used it until this one here. I used it last night when you brought it over. I was messing with it. Yeah, we, uh. I don't like the track. I wish you'd have got the wheels, but whatever.
Speaker 1:I was gonna get the wheels, but the wheels didn't have AC oh, but the track's fucking up the yard like I'm gonna have well, you got around the house gonna look great and then the rest of the yard is gonna be chewed. Well, you have to. No, you don't?
Speaker 2:you gotta go you gotta go at an angle and you gotta back up and you gotta just kind of like no, but when you're putting it into that house and I'm going like I gotta come in and put it in and dump it in the house.
Speaker 1:Still you could.
Speaker 2:I don't know. I don't think you're going to get away with not spinning there.
Speaker 1:You're going to spin a little bit, but not like I know what you mean. I was doing it too.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's bad Like the wheels are so much I mean the wheels fucked up the yard too, but not like that.
Speaker 1:That's just freaking great, like when we pulled up he goes. Uh yeah, I went sitting there waiting for us and I looked at it. I'm like it's 92 degrees I said hey, uh, you ain't got no ac. And he looked at me real quick, like for real, like you're exchanging this for free and you want one with ac. I said yeah, and he goes, just this time I'll do, it did the excavator have ac hell. No, it was open oh, it was open that's why I said, but that's but that's different, though.
Speaker 2:Open is better than enclosed with no AC. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what I'm saying. Like open with no AC, that's like you got some air movement and whatever, but enclosed in a Bobcat or whatever, like today or tomorrow or whatever.
Speaker 1:I wouldn't want enclosed with AC.
Speaker 2:Yesterday I did oh, that's it, you got the hottest day so far.
Speaker 1:I think we're at 96 or something.
Speaker 2:He goes, I'll do it this time? No, I just smiled.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's funny so that one worked good. Remember the last one didn't that ac didn't work good no, that one was blasting on that one for sure.
Speaker 2:I seen that. Yeah, it was blast the one. What that didn't work good was from tough man, that one, you mean, yeah, not like this one, right? No, this one was blasting. When I went in there yesterday I was like, oh okay, close the windows. I don't like the mirror on this one, though I like the mirror on the other one better. The other one had the backup camera that was better.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I told uh, johnny, don't get behind me, I can't see you no, you can't, it's hard, you can't see around anything.
Speaker 2:It was rough. I was coming back like I would grab the dirt and I'd come back and like there's a ac unit right there and I'm like trying to come back and put the dirt over there and I'm like I can't see where that ac is not yet.
Speaker 2:That's what I told daniel yesterday, because we lifted the concrete pad up, you know, and we're like lifting it up and I'm I do need to replace it eventually, because when I bought that house, the guy that I kind of got screwed on that deal. But what happened was I had replaced the ac on my house at albrecht. When I bought that it was a rental property. Well, I was going to flip it as what it was going to be, but so I was going to take the old AC unit because there was nothing wrong with my AC unit, except I put a bigger addition on it. Wouldn't it kept up.
Speaker 2:So I had the guy put the AC unit from my house my old one onto this one figure and it's going to be 1,100 or whatever, and with that 1,100 square feet at the time, but now it's like closer to 1,500, a 2,000-square-foot house was going to definitely cool that. You know what I mean. So that's why I put it over. The guy that was doing it says, oh, I really didn't know how to hook it up. So I put in my AC unit that I had for my cottage.
Speaker 2:So, like that thing was 25 years old 18 years ago when it went in and it was not. It wasn't even built for like big, like I was trying to put in there. You know what I mean. So there's John Blackburn, remember him. He was just in here. I took a picture with him the other day. He grew up in Homewood. He's probably like I don't know, he may be a year older than you, maybe Around the same age. Real close, john Blackburn.
Speaker 1:He had a sister.
Speaker 2:What was her name? Carla.
Speaker 1:They were having audio issues.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what Amanda said. Something about that. I don't see anything, though. Everything looks like it's coming across fine. I don't know what it could be. I don't know, maybe it was earlier, maybe she's having audio issues. She asked me if we're going on at nine I'm like but anyway.
Speaker 2:So, yeah, he put this old unit in there, so it needs replaced. But anyways, the the point is is that when we leveled off the house, the gravel had sunk in or whatever, so the ac unit. So me and danny were trying to level it up last night, and he's trying to pick it up with. I go don't pick it up with the Bobcat. I go, well, we have to pry it out and we'll put something under it. And he's like oh, it can do it.
Speaker 2:I go I don't have a doubt that it can do it. I can. I guarantee it probably could, but I don't want to fuck it up. You know what I mean. I don't want it fucked up right now. That's all I'm saying. No, don't mess with it. We'll pry it gently by hand, you know, and that's what we ended up doing. So we got it leveled out, though, but, um, it says I, it's not. She said it sounds robotic for like 10 seconds every or every. Yeah, I don't get it. That doesn't make any sense. Maybe it's a facebook. If not, oh well, we're freaking 40 minutes in now, too late right, yeah bill said don't let danny do shit like that.
Speaker 2:Danny's actually pretty crafty, actually he's. He's no dummy, that's for sure he's mellowed out a lot too he's always been mellow dude.
Speaker 2:That's the whole thing. I've always told you I love danny sober. When you see him and it's the alcohol, he's like, oh, give me a double crown apple. As soon as he gets one double crown apple and he's fucking annoying. But danny as a person is just chill, like relax, he's good dude, he just it's. Once he starts drinking it's ridiculous. Yeah, he's, and he's smart as shit. He's always over there at bill's dad's house. Bill's dad's always got him over there fixing something tractors and shit like that. Yeah, he could do, I mean, any of that shit mechanical.
Speaker 2:He can figure it out anyway he was a kid, he was always wrenching on fucking lawnmowers and like grabbing, like making little homemade go-karts and putting lawnmower, lawnmower motors and shit on him. He was always doing something like that. No, my mom said she hears the issue too, so it's fucked up. I'm tired of this shit.
Speaker 1:You know it's aggravating.
Speaker 2:How could it be fucked up? What could have possibly caused that? Haven't done anything, haven't even fucking been here. Come in and just turn it on. And now I got a fucking issue, why? And now we've done 40 minutes of the show before it gets mentioned. The fucking waste of time. That's aggravating, boy, that's annoying. I don't. I wonder what the hell's causing it. It's not. There's nothing in my headphones, and is there anything? In yours it's crystal clear.
Speaker 1:I don't understand how that could be yeah, I don't hear no static, no nothing no, I don't understand it.
Speaker 2:I'm confused. I don't, I don't know what would cause such a stupid thing, it's the weather. The weather could be, I don't know it's rain, the rain, I don't doubt it. I don't see how that could affect us. Not supposed to, we're self-contained, I don't know. It's aggravating Pisses me off Technicality issues. I seen it. Well, the last podcast we listened to, I kept hearing it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I remember that one Click in it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what the fuck was that? Sounds like you're going like this with the mic, like every once in a while. You know what I mean. Well, anyways, what else we got coming up here? What do you mean? We ain't got nothing planned. We ain't got no plans, nothing for the summer. I should cook today, ain't I Cook? What are?
Speaker 1:you cooking Probably pasta. For who, whoever, whoever. Yeah, I told Summer I would Haven't oh. I see, I got you, but I'll make it Heaven.
Speaker 2:Oh, I see I got you, but I'll make it Whatever. Oh, just to come in, I don't know.
Speaker 1:It's still probably pretty hot down there. I ain't got shit to do today. I might as well.
Speaker 2:Yeah, if it's going to rain there ain't nothing we can do there, ain't nothing I might go pass with the wiring in that shed, though I got, though.
Speaker 2:I got it all there. I got like all the boxes over there and all that stuff. And then I was uh, tech said something to me about that mini split and I'm like you know, I could probably just buy an air conditioner, you know like an in-window air conditioner type thing, like I could just buy that pretty cheap. I mean I don't know. And he goes there's like a thousand dollars. I'm like that's still kind of expensive. So then I, just just for shits and giggles, I decide to look at it and see what it is. They got a 110 one like 110 power, like 18 sear, and it's got like the mini split's cool because it's got like an outdoor condenser and all that, and it's a heat pump too and you put it in there. It's like 700 bucks at home depot. I mean I think I gotta, I gotta do that right at 700. I mean you got heat in the air and that's freaking amazing so I mean that that's yeah, that's gotta happen.
Speaker 1:I think I don't see how I don't my furnace goes out. I'll just buy two of those and put them in my yeah, probably would do better than your furnace is doing.
Speaker 2:Honestly, I don't know how those heat pumps work. I know the AC on them work good. On the mini splits, I don't know about that because I know that years ago Scotty had one in that house in Lorain that he had, he had one on the one end when he did the addition. But and Lorraine that he had he had one on the one end when he did the addition. But I mean it worked good for AC. I never was in it when he used it for heat, but in AC it was awesome and a big-ass open area was killing it.
Speaker 1:Maybe you get a sponsor. The she Shed sponsor. The she Shed sponsor.
Speaker 2:I was told by the guy that delivered the she she shed that they've changed it. It's not called a she shed, no more, it's a bitch barn. So now I've been calling it a bitch barn. It's kind of getting on Amanda's nerves.
Speaker 1:She locked it out it sounds better than she shed.
Speaker 2:She said I'm not supposed to be in there unless I'm working. Lock the door.
Speaker 1:Next thing, you know there'll be a bar in there and shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah right, those are cool. Have you seen those ones? They sell those there too, where they just deliver them. They're not that much, like maybe $4,500. And it's the same thing, just like she's got, basically where they bring it in. And it's a pavilion with a bar on one end. Hell, yeah, you know what I mean. No walls whatsoever. It's literally just a pavilion with a bar built into it.
Speaker 1:I've seen some little bars that people are making for their houses. Probably all that started with that uh, covid shit, you know. I mean, yeah, possibly everybody wanted to stay home, but then there's some nice yeah, I have to, I have to look into those.
Speaker 2:Oh, you mean, like the little barn?
Speaker 1:bars that are. Yeah, yeah, those things are slick.
Speaker 2:Yeah, those are cool. That's some shit I could see brandon doing yeah, brandon loves to do shit like that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he can be out there mixing his shit he's got one in the garage.
Speaker 2:Like in his garage, right by the door, he made like a little tiny bar where he keeps all his liquor and stuff. It's not real big, but he gets to sit there and mix up some drinks and stuff. That's Brandon. That's right up Brandon's alley. Alright, I guess I'm gonna go do some wiring. I'm already annoyed. I'm just annoyed. Now we're short. I'm annoyed.
Speaker 1:They're telling me the pot that everything's fucked up in here and I just got you spending like 30 000 at the house.
Speaker 2:Yeah, right, exactly and I already spent all this money on a studio that clearly doesn't fucking work. So I I don't know, I don't know how to fucking do that. How do I check it? Because for everything here mic's up fine everything on here says it's micing up.
Speaker 1:Fine, it's got to be on the internet somehow.
Speaker 2:Facebook everything says it's good. I mean I don't have any like. Everything is clear, crisp, tight. There's nothing there. You know what the problem is. You know what the problem is. What's one move in bed that makes a man go crazy? Oh, you gotta give him that fuck. That'll fix it. That'll fix it. All right, let's get the hell out of here. Peace.
