MAHD House Bar Talk
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Jimmy and Gito just talking about things going around at MAHD House Bar & Grille In Elyria, Ohio. Jimmy Is the owner of MAHD House and Gito is his close friend that helps out around the bar. Listen in while they dissect the daily dealings of the bar.
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MAHD House Bar Talk
Pizza Pandemonium and Political Punchlines: Bar Banter, Culinary Chaos, and Dale's Grand Gay Bar Opening
Next, we take a trip down memory lane, reminiscing about our chaotic past in the food and bar industry. Ever wondered how a busload of unexpected customers can turn a pizza place into a madhouse? We've got that story. Dale’s new bar venture also gets the spotlight as we discuss the ups and downs of hiring former employees and the importance of managerial skills. Plus, we highlight the significance of Jeff's patio bar needing a dedicated cook and reflect on the misadventures of former staff members, all while pondering the fairness of a new bar policy in St. Louis.
We wrap things up with a mix of humor and insight, from Bill McCoy's controversial tattoo to discussing the age and maturity differences between men and women. If you're curious about LeBron James and the possibility of his son Bronny joining the Lakers, we’ve got that covered too. And don’t miss our reflections on democracy, free speech, and the grand opening of Dale's Grub and Pub, a new gay bar in Lorain, Ohio. This episode is packed with laughs, political commentary, and nostalgic anecdotes that you won’t want to miss!
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we're number one. Jimmy has been a cheap ass. You know, I'm like damn, you heard it here first. Right, we're the best, you know? They say people that cuss are more honest. So I'm honest, motherfucker, put the fish away. Reggie, it don't even hurt to give birth anymore, not for me nothing to it.
Speaker 2:Okay, let's do it. Come on, I'm I'm ready. I'm ready, I want to do it. I wear a thong I got what I'm right now. You want to see me in geek? Madhouse bar talks. Baby, now this is a bunch of shit. If you ask me, that ain't make no sense. Good morning, madhouse bar talks coming to you live from on top of.
Speaker 1:Madhouse Bar and.
Speaker 2:Grill yeah, from the bar, from on top of the bar. We're just sitting on top of a bar Top of the world. That's right. We got a good show for you guys today. I think I hope I don't know. Nah, I didn't prepare anything. I'm just saying that just to see if you guys listen. No, I mean, the big thing I guess you got to hit first is the debate right?
Speaker 1:That was kind of great.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, the best part was that was the end of the debate when they showed Jill Biden.
Speaker 1:Trying to walk off.
Speaker 2:Well no yeah that too, Like she's like he's like going down the steps and she's like holding his hand and like walking him down the steps, all nice, and but no, the at at the after party thing she's going, she's going. You did a good job, Joe. You answered all the questions like I mean come on, dude. It was like a good job, joe. You answered all the questions like I mean come on, dude.
Speaker 1:It was like a kindergarten teacher talking to you yeah, I had, uh, some biden followers or whatever say he looked like a bubbling idiot cnn wow, cnn was going off like he's got to be replaced.
Speaker 2:They can't leave him in. But now I was watching and I guess legally there's certain states that they can't leave. They can't take him off the ballot. They said that in California.
Speaker 1:if you die, You're still on the ballot.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm. If you die after the why is. California is so weird I don't know. They're always weird. It's a bunch of weirdo. My sister when she lived down there. She's just a bunch of dirty, grungy ass people.
Speaker 2:It's just, it's horrible I don't understand them I've never been there, so I don't really know, they're like super liberal, because it's all Hollywood, because that's what happens, because they're making their money on entertainment and not making their money on freaking their back. Yeah, right, exactly, I mean that's what happens when you're, you know that liberal like that, you know it comes from that, you know earning your money from entertainment. I guess, I don't know, I don't earn my money that way. No, I do this shit for fun. Bill McCoy said that Cali is the land of fruits and nuts. Yeah, I mean Joe Biden, though. I mean this shit is just ridiculous and I I'll be honest, I wasn't impressed with trump's performance.
Speaker 1:I think trump's could have done a lot more he probably toned down because he probably realized that it's too.
Speaker 2:He's a little graphic yeah, I think maybe, maybe he's trying to appeal to an audience that way, maybe or something, I don't know. Like to me, I would. My first thing, I would have been like when he said some stupid shit. I would have been like at least they didn't find coke in my white house, right?
Speaker 1:that's what I just said. That's like I said if you get caught with cocaine in your car, whether it's yours or not, guess who's getting charged with it oh yeah, it's your car, it's in your possession.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you're right, and he's driving the bus, motherfucker right him. Running this country is like it's it's. It's as bad as my 70 year old uncle open a gay bar down the street tomorrow. What the hell is gonna happen with this bar down the street? I mean he, I mean he. He hired everybody that I fired fired because I couldn't handle it no more. He hired everyone that inspired. What's it called? I forget chaos no, no, no, no, no. The the song. I forget what it was oh, the melody melody of hope.
Speaker 2:He hired everybody that inspired the melody of hope. Yeah, he hired them all and he thinks he's got. And I heard him telling somebody I heard overheard him a conversation with him and he's telling him he. And I heard him telling somebody I heard overheard him a conversation with him and he's telling him he goes. Yeah, I just want to hire experienced people. You know I don't want to have and and that that is what he has. They're all experienced on how to steal. He ain't got a poor system. If he hires cmp, he better order a lot of patrolron. No, she switched, didn't she drink Crown Apple, now, I don't know, or Moscato, I haven't seen it.
Speaker 2:Stock up on Moscato, dale. Stock up, you're going to need it. No, you know what that goes both ways. Dale, don't play like him. He's not nice like I am.
Speaker 1:Well, they ain't going to do it right off the bat. They're gonna. They're gonna wean.
Speaker 2:Oh no, no dale is on it. I'm telling you, dude, it's the little shit like if these girls drawers off a few bucks or whatever, I don't even consider it, or you know what I mean? Hey, I I've had them be off like 20 bucks and just figure they must have made a mistake somehow. Dale, if you're off a buck and a quarter, you better come the fuck up with your quarters. Where the hell are my quarters at? He don't, he don't fuck around. Dale don't, dale don't play. So I mean I, I don't know. I mean it's gonna be. It's gonna be interesting to see how this goes down, but I don't know if it's actually opening tomorrow. But that was his plan is to open tomorrow morning. That was, that was the goal anyways, and I think he wants to open for breakfast well, that might be his calling, because they need to have shit around.
Speaker 2:Well, but the problem is, when I did breakfast with the bar, that just didn't do well, you know, with having the bar in there it just didn't do well. We ended up getting rid of it because it just couldn't. I couldn't keep up with it. You know what I mean. Like it wasn't profitable. I think it was costing me. What did I say like at the time, like $500 a week or something. It was costing me to be open for breakfast.
Speaker 2:So I don't know if he'll, I don't know how well he'll do, but yeah, I mean that's. I mean he's getting old dude, 70 years old. What's he going to do when they call off? And he's back there fucking cooking and I mean he'll do it. He will. But I mean, god damn dude, it's, it's. You know it's gonna be funny. I would love to have a camera just to watch when dale has to.
Speaker 2:You know he tells a story all the time that that he had that little spot in kentucky and he's cooking. It was a little pizza sub place type place and he's in there, everything's chill, nothing's going on. A couple people come in and out. Whatever, he's got some beer going, he's cooking, he said all of a sudden a bus pulls up a whole ass bus and he's back there trying to cook for everybody. He said half the people didn't get their food. He goes the one pizza. He said I literally come out of the oven with it with the spatula. He goes and I turn and it goes flying off the spatula. Oh, I'd love to see some of those moments live. That'd be great.
Speaker 1:It's going to be interesting.
Speaker 2:It's going to be interesting. I mean, Dale's always run a good bar, so I mean, you know, I would imagine he'll be okay, but I don't know, man, he picked the wrong crew. I know he thinks he's getting experience and I think he's trying to draw from my crowd. I think is what he's trying to do.
Speaker 1:And it will.
Speaker 2:It will a little bit, yeah, but that's kind of fucked up from your uncle, right, don't you think?
Speaker 1:He ain't my uncle.
Speaker 2:I mean, I love dale. Don't get me wrong, dale's my uncle. I love him. But that's just kind of fucked up. Like your uncle opens up down the street and hires all your old employees to try and like take some of your business fucked up, dude. It's kind of fucked up. I mean it's really fucked up. And I don't know like when I was talking to danny, she sounds like she's like in manager mode, like I'm like what the fuck and that that's that she's not a good manager. I'm sorry, but she's just not she's a good worker she's a great bartender.
Speaker 2:She was a great bartender, but when it came to managing she, just, she just walked around saying she was chaotically busy when she wasn't even doing anything extra. You know what I mean and it's just like it was. It's just, it's just not a good manager. Great bartender, though great bartender well, I don't think she.
Speaker 2:She told me she was just gonna do well, but she's calling me talking about the pos system and stuff like that, asking me questions. She was trying to get a hold of me about the, the crew app and all that stuff.
Speaker 1:Why don't you go work down there part-time?
Speaker 2:go work and see if they'll give me a job. Yeah, I might need it. I might need a job down there. No, I mean, you know it's dead. I mean the thing is with dale. If I were, if I were in the rear, dale, come down here and help me cook. You know, I mean, I I'm not, I'm not gonna. It's like I said, it's dale, I love dale, you know what I mean, but it's a little it annoying. It's just it's like a little sticks in my craw a little bit, you know I mean. And then he has conversations with me are like oh, it's not, you know, that's way down, that's a different crowd. It's like it's fucking half a block away.
Speaker 1:Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 2:But I mean, that being said, I mean we've managed to do this whole thing while we had Maple there, while you had the patio going at, which I don't know what's going on with that, with Jeff and the patio. I'm not 100% sure with that. I know he got in a fight with that guy and I don't think. I know he canceled one event for sure already. So I don't know what's going on down there. I have no idea. I haven't asked anybody either, but I mean it looks like that's kind of goofed up Because that pavilion out there was. I mean that was a killer that would kill you in the summertime, because our thing is the outdoor patio Right Once he had that outdoor bar and he had DJs out there going. He just didn't have the food really. He put some food trucks here and there, but he really never had the food like we do. Yeah.
Speaker 1:But yeah, he needs to find himself a guido. Who Jeff?
Speaker 2:Why.
Speaker 1:Cook.
Speaker 2:To cook. You don't cook Shit here and there. That's right. That's the problem. That's what he does. He finds those people like that that cook something special and that what they cook, and that's it, no no, I don't, he doesn't have that, like you know what I mean like when you got to run a menu that's different, that's a whole different animal, it's easy to go back there. I mean it's not easy, it's still hard work, but it's easy to go back there and put pasta legions together. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:Yeah it's, really it's different.
Speaker 2:It's different when 20 tickets are sitting up there and you got to get them out and there's shit you don't even want to cook, you know what I mean. And shit ain't ready. You know the guy before you didn't prep something or whatever it is that's that's a whole new animal, the reggie.
Speaker 2:Go down there yeah, I think so. No, for real, that was just a joke and I believe that that Burgett guy that Dave Burgett, that was the kid that was working with me that hurt his hand and he was off for a while and then when he came back he had a big attitude or whatever.
Speaker 1:When he came back he was pissed off about summer and we had to get rid of him.
Speaker 2:No, he was problematic. All the girls said he was combative with them. He was nasty with them. In fact, all the girls that are down there said he was combative and nasty with them.
Speaker 1:He got a perfect crew down there.
Speaker 2:It's going to be. A perfect storm is what it's going to be. It'll be busy too at first. I mean it's going to be.
Speaker 1:That's how it is.
Speaker 2:Everybody's going to go check it out. It's always going to be, yeah, everybody's going to go check it out. But I mean, at the end of the day, he doesn't want to stay open late, he wants to run breakfast. I don't think the breakfast will do what he thinks with the bar in there, cause that's what I experienced. You know what I mean. But maybe he'll do better. I mean, we had a pretty good breakfast, thought you know what I mean. And then that's the other thing. When you got breakfast, people calling off, cooks calling off. Now you're up at five in the morning getting breakfast ready.
Speaker 2:Fuck that yeah, that's gonna be I don't even eat cereal in the morning because I don't want to get up and make it it's gonna be pretty interesting yeah, it's gonna be wild, it's gonna be like. I'm pretty sure it's gonna look the same as joe biden running the country. I swear to god, it's like because dale's just too old now. I mean he's getting. You can't hear, you can barely see. I mean every time you talk to me you gotta scream, you know right, so you don't get half the shit you're telling him I'll get a phone call and I'll be on the phone talking.
Speaker 2:He's just having his own conversation and. It's like he doesn't even hear you. You know what I mean. I don't know. I don't know what the vision, though I don't know why he can't see. I don't know what that is. It's probably his sugar. His sugar goes up and down pretty bad too.
Speaker 1:But you know what he hears when he got ear things in. You don't never have a man.
Speaker 2:No, I don't even know where his are anymore. If he even has them, he probably don't know where they're at.
Speaker 1:They're probably hanging up over there at the bar somewhere.
Speaker 2:Let me put him on his nail for a minute. He'll be out there taking customer complaints and just going yeah, no, the turkey's great.
Speaker 1:No, this is a fucking chicken.
Speaker 2:This is a burger. What are you talking about? No, I don't know. No, I don't know. It's going to be interesting, though. It's definitely going to be interesting, oh, especially whenever, whenever, uh, he starts having to cover them shifts, I'm telling you, I know at first they're not going to do that, but it's going to happen. You can guarantee that they ain't gone for it, cause I got rid of those two of those girls I got rid of twice. Well, first time I just could, when I was replacing them, I couldn't replace them. I mean, it just couldn't happen. Now I've got good help that's come in and replaced them and I'm not covering shifts. But that was the first time I was. I was constantly bartending after I got rid of them, remember, like fuck this, and I gave in Whatever. But if you're in the show me state, st Louis, missouri, they just opened a bar.
Speaker 2:That is 30 for females, 35 for men. Period. You got to have an ID to get in. Wow 30 or 35. Is that right or no? That doesn't seem right to me. What that? That's 30 or 35. I mean, if you're married you know what I mean. That's like, if you're married and you married like your high school sweetheart, you're both 32. You can't go there together. That don't seem right.
Speaker 1:It's their bar. They can do what they want.
Speaker 2:I don't know, it's just. It seems discriminatory to me.
Speaker 1:So you go to service at 18 years old, but you can't go in a bar. So what's the difference?
Speaker 2:Well, I've always thought that was fucked up too, honestly, I mean, I really did.
Speaker 1:I think military id, if you're 18, you should be able to go in a bar with a military id only.
Speaker 2:Yeah, fuck it. Yeah, why not?
Speaker 1:seems right you go die for your country. Why can't you have a drink?
Speaker 2:yeah, you could be dead before you got a drink. Yeah, so yeah.
Speaker 1:You never even had a drink and you could get, but this place you could be out before you got a drink, yeah, so yeah, you never even had a drink and you could get.
Speaker 2:But this place you could be out of the military, retired and not go. That's fucked up, dude. That's bad. Like I just I don't understand why it's the 30 and 35. Like why men 35 and the women 30? Like if they said both 35, whatever, if they said both 34, whatever, but one's the third. Like there's that five-year gap. Like what? What does that matter? Are men still ignorant till they're 35?
Speaker 1:you gotta just take somebody else's wife billy said that take someone else's wife yeah, she's, she's take your, take your, uh, your side piece.
Speaker 2:Right, yeah, it just I. It just seems weird to me, I don't know, I don't. It seems like I don't. I don't understand how these businesses can make like a weird you know what I'm saying like it just seems weird, I don't know goofy. It'd be like if you opened a bar and you were like like gays only I mean, there's gay bars, but they're never gay. Only you know what I mean. It's just it's kind of like it's discriminatory, I think.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but you can't ID somebody to card them to check it.
Speaker 2:Oh, if they're gay or not, yeah.
Speaker 1:What is it honor?
Speaker 2:your license. I got gay, or I could go at the door and be like yep, nope, yep, you can sit there at the door, just judge. Look at him, say something. When that list comes out, you're in sean won't fool you.
Speaker 1:one day Sean will fool you. He'll come in there and talk right, and then, as soon as he walks in the door, he'll start a lesson.
Speaker 2:Friday night is for the wife, saturday night is for the girlfriend.
Speaker 2:Got a busy week, that guy, bill McCoy. He's got a tattoo and it's like a bust of a woman with these nice tits on her. And we're doing this job years ago for this old Jew named Gil and Gil was a character, I mean this guy should have been retired and he was still doing projects out at Nestle's and stuff. And he's throwing a fit about Bill's tit tattoo that he's got and it's a little bust it's probably about that big, maybe something like that and it's tits, nice looking tit rack on this girl. I mean it's not just tits, it's her whole bust, you know what I mean. And he was throwing a fit about it and making him put tape on it. So the one day me and him were taking the tape and cutting it into bikini squares, he got so pissed.
Speaker 2:Gil, that old man was funny. We used to mess with that guy pretty badly, but that was it. He went and when he went out of business he owned a company called Fabco and when he went out of business he had a massive warehouse of every scrap piece of anything that ever hit the floor. He was like a hoarder with all the little scrap stuff. You know, in this warehouse I mean boxes and boxes of just shit you would never need again in your life. Pretty crazy, but anyways, yeah, I think it's kind of bullshit. I don't know. I'm not a big fan of that. 30 and 35. Not a fan of it. I think that it's not right. I don't know why men got to be 35. Why, why men 35?
Speaker 1:Cause women mature earlier.
Speaker 2:So your wife, when you're 30 and your wife's 30, then you, your wife, can't go with you. She got to go with your dad. Yeah, I mean, it's fucked up. I think a little bit, I mean, I think it's odd, but you know what?
Speaker 1:They probably make exceptions to every rule.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying? I guess you know. I guess I mean, but I doubt it. If it's 30 and 35 and you're all over the news, you can't really cheat on it, oh shit.
Speaker 1:Look at it. Imagine every time you kick somebody out of here in funerals or whatever. You allow them to come in for that day. There's an exception to every rule.
Speaker 2:There is, there is and there's other people that I've considered letting back in. I have let some people back in, but back in.
Speaker 1:I have let some people back in.
Speaker 2:But there's other people I've considered and then I'm like yeah, it's probably not gonna work out well, so I just let it roll.
Speaker 1:I said, nah, we'll leave it how it is right, you know you know, I got kicked out for a reason.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yes, absolutely. We could go by, drink like whatever they drink. You just kick them out based on their drink. You come in and order a double crown.
Speaker 1:Nope, you're barred.
Speaker 2:You're trying to get drunk too fast dumbass, that'll be me. You're trying to get drunk too fast. Well, it's one thing. If you sip on it, it's like the Henny drinkers A real Henny drinker that drinks cognac, they sip, but you get these young girls coming in here like I need a double Henny and they're throwing them back.
Speaker 2:You don't throw back, henny, you stupid. You know what I mean. It's just I don't know. It's not a big fan of that shit. It's all I know. Let me see what else I got on my notes for today. I did take some notes throughout the week, although I've been busy, dude, I fricking. Last night I was sitting here. I came up here I was doing my work and I was sitting with, uh, texting aunt. It was funny. I was sitting with. I said I was with the Guido haters club. But Anthony goes, I don't hate, you know he hates me. It was pretty funny. But, um, the debate, I'd hit that up on that. The new bar opening down this year oh, lebron, I forgot about that. Lebron, yeah, his son is going to the lakers with them. What do you think that's going to be like stupid. I mean, did you ever work with your dad?
Speaker 1:much, you probably didn't, right, because he just worked, you did, we did some work on cars together. We did, uh, worked on electric, a little bit electric and shit yeah, was it rough. No, see my dad it was rough to work with my dad well, the cars was oh the goddamn flashlight right yeah, that kind of shit, well he didn't say that, but I think he said hold the flashlight and start screaming and shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah my dad was always going on.
Speaker 1:Later on in life I started holding a flashlight for my uncles. And shit man, you hold a flashlight pretty good, Holy shit.
Speaker 2:He taught you well.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he taught me well, don't believe, just stay still. Well, it was a pain in the ass. Work on my dad, like everybody on a job he was nice to. But me when I was a kid you know because I worked my dad had us on roofs when we're like 11 years old, getting screamed at talking shit, like making us hump up two bundles of shingles at a time, not making us, but like embarrassing us if we couldn't. You know what I mean. Like so you're going to do it, you're going to make sure you do it. But what about Bronny dude? You're going to go work with your dad. Like I mean, he's one of the greatest of all time. I mean that's like, how do you even fucking compare?
Speaker 1:I'd rather go play on another team, greatest at traveling.
Speaker 2:Everybody travels. Now shut up, take it back fucking 30 step either way, you know his numbers.
Speaker 2:His numbers are almost identical to the day brani was born. Right now, this last season identical one less point, one more assist. Same same exact numbers. Basically, that's pretty impressive. There ain't nobody else running that shit and he's about signing a three-year deal for this. For brani coming there, three-year deal, I don't know how the hell he's gonna play for another three years and and win something trying to take care of his son with his son on his back. No, I mean, I mean the kid might end up being really good, you know his dad might push him to greatness, right? You think you don't at all, you sure? I mean, how do you go on it?
Speaker 2:for sure you'll bet on it. I don't think he'll be one of the greats, but you think they win a championship with Bronny and LeBron? No, Do they make it to the Well it depends who else he pulls in his team. Do they make it deep to the playoffs?
Speaker 1:No, I don't see it.
Speaker 2:No, you don't think so, huh.
Speaker 1:No Wow.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay, all right. Well, that's one thing I wanted to hit on. I don't know how I feel about that. I know I wouldn't want to work with my dad. My dad was a good carpenter If he was the greatest of all time, like if he was Jesus.
Speaker 1:I mean that would be horrible. That's something he had in his head when his kid was probably born. You know what I'm saying Like head when he was, when his kid was probably born. You know I'm saying like, oh, we're gonna play together and he's making it happen do you see that that, uh, air conditioning, that got that on here too.
Speaker 2:The air conditioning stuff, the for your car. You know how you put it in there, you get it at auto zone or whatever now they got it bluetooth and shit. I don't know, but Home Depot just got fined for not pulling it off the rack. I guess they were supposed to have pulled it off the rack and they haven't done it and they got fined. I don't know, but I thought AutoZone has it right, don't they? Maybe?
Speaker 1:they got the special. Maybe they got some kind of contract where they ain't supposed to be in there.
Speaker 2:No they said, because it's chemically bad, like for the environment. So, yeah, yeah, that's what it said. I don't know, I didn't catch that. Yeah, I just seen a big huge thing saying that it like and I it says, for your auto refrigeration, and that's the same shit that just add, uh, auto zone. I mean, that's where I get. I wouldn't even have thought to go to home depot for it Refrigerant is like how would you say it's regulated?
Speaker 2:you know what I mean? Well, that's what they're saying. This is supposed to be off of the freaking market. It's not supposed to be there. That's what they're saying. So I mean, like you say, it's regulated, it's not supposed to be there.
Speaker 1:And that's what I'm saying like auto zone might be a carrier where they're allowed to sell it. They ain't allowed to sell it. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:So it might be something like that it could be, you might be right, I don't know, but it said that it was like a safety thing. Is what it said? Like because it was bad chemicals or whatever you want to call it? But they gotta find a bunch of money for carrying it. I don't know if they still got it or not. I don't know.
Speaker 1:I don't know if they still got it or not.
Speaker 2:I don't know, or it's on sale Huh.
Speaker 1:It's on sale. To get it out of the store Discounted. Yeah, get it out of here.
Speaker 2:Why not? Okay, people do shit that they're not supposed to do. What are you going to do? That's like Bobby was telling me. I never heard this before. Mr Softy and Mrs Softie, did you ever hear about that? What that they supposedly like in the winter? They just collected welfare. Probably that's what I heard.
Speaker 1:I heard they collected welfare in the winter, I don't know, but they had money. Yeah, you would think, but they had no income in the winter At first they had two trucks and then they went down and both of them was in one.
Speaker 2:I think it's bigger than that. I think there was like. I think it was like a franchise of those.
Speaker 1:Oh no, I'm talking about the husband and wife. You know what I'm talking about them two that was running around here.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but I think it was huge. I think that was like a franchise.
Speaker 1:I seen one. Remember I sent you that truck.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:That was one of them. Trucks for sale.
Speaker 2:It was nice. Yeah, I think they still have some running to this day in other parts of the country.
Speaker 1:But yeah, as far as I know I don't think it was just local here they used to go crazy for that truck. Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2:That was the good stuff. They had the soft serve ice cream and all that on it. They didn't have the bullshit like these other ones now here's a pops. Yeah, that's what they got now in the truck they put a refrigerator in the back of her thing and a converter and buy a bunch of shit from the dollar store and go driving around goals or something. Yeah, crazy.
Speaker 1:No, that was good ice cream.
Speaker 2:It was like a damn dairy queen on wheels oh yeah, yeah, you had soft serve, you had the cherry dips, you could do, you could do, and all that stuff. Yeah, banana splits that was danny's favorite. He was always, I always. The banana split never did nothing for me nah, I used to get the hot I don't like the pineapple topping oh no, that was good.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, that's what's up?
Speaker 2:that's what I always got too. That's good shit. I don't like dealing with the banana and a pineapple that others just strawberries. That says all that shit was just garbage. To me it was like ruin. I want chocolate and fudge peanut butter start my new job tomorrow oh yeah, forgot about that.
Speaker 2:You're union man now no no, but it's a union company, right, it's a union company. So now you're a union guy, does that mean you got to vote for joe biden? I don't. I don't even think any of the unions are backing that dude. Did you see, whenever he said that that border patrol backed him, that border patrol actually put out a tweet. I heard it, I didn't see it. They put out a tweet saying we have never, never endorsed Joe Biden for president. That's crazy, dude. That's like. I mean, just live on stage as it's happening. The debate's not even over and there's already a tweet from them saying that. And then CNN, when they went off about it, they were talking about all the different lies and everything he told.
Speaker 1:There was some that were just minor, like whatever's, but there was other shit that's kind of a big deal, graduated at the top of his class, kind of thing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean saying that that you're endorsed by the border patrol when they have clearly not endorsed you. That's fucked up, right. That's just like a. That's. That's flat out lying, like you could get a lot of votes saying some bullshit like that.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean, right you could lose a lot by them counteracting what you said did you see the rally after the debate that he had?
Speaker 2:he says I may not be able to walk very good or get around very good and I might not talk like I used to or debate like I used to, but I know how to tell the truth.
Speaker 1:And you just got caught in 15 lies, cnn, cnn.
Speaker 2:They never go after the fricking Democrats. Cnn was just like are you kidding me with this shit? It was just too damn much. In all fairness, he probably thought all of it was true.
Speaker 1:He had a dream that night.
Speaker 2:Papaw is old dude. Papaw is, I mean, he's old, he's ready for the nursing home. I'd be surprised if he survived the election.
Speaker 1:He's not really that old is he, he's pretty old. He's only a couple years older than Trump.
Speaker 2:Is he even older than Trump? I don't know. Is he older than Trump? I don't know. Is he?
Speaker 1:older than trump, but but, but he is, physically, he's oh yeah, he's done. Yeah, like I said before, his family should just pull him out yeah, I mean he's got a six handicap.
Speaker 2:Let him go golf the rest of his life. That shit was a trip. A six, first of all, bragging to somebody that you have a six handicap is all well and fine, but trump's handicap's like 2.7 or something like it's it's way down there. I mean trump's like that's his thing. I mean he's, he's a real golfer. You know what I mean. And you're gonna brag that your, your handicap is like worse than like, doubly worse than his, like, come on, I mean that's crazy.
Speaker 1:What does golf have to do with politics?
Speaker 2:Now, who's the confused one? You think golf has nothing to do with politics?
Speaker 1:It don't.
Speaker 2:Okay. You know how many decisions are made on a golf course.
Speaker 1:You watch too many movies.
Speaker 2:What movies do I watch? I?
Speaker 1:don't know.
Speaker 2:I know decisions are made on that, golf course. Yeah, you take people out, you get them golfing, loosen them up, get a beer in them.
Speaker 1:That's just conversation. You can do that with anything.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but golf is different. You get to go out and, do you know, let them win. You're trying to put them in a good mood. No, they're being an asshole. Dominate them. You get to golf. You can do a lot with golf. Golf is a. It's a mind game. It can be be a mind game I. I mean. I'm not saying that it should have anything to do with the debate, but you shouldn't hear things like porn star and what my golf handicap is at the debate.
Speaker 1:That's all I'm saying I just that's what I'm saying it just doesn't make any goddamn sense to do with it?
Speaker 2:no, it doesn't. It's horrible. There's no reason for any of that. That's what I said. I think trump's performance was lackluster.
Speaker 1:Honestly, I I mean, I think it's a smart move on his part.
Speaker 2:That's what a lot of people are saying. They think that he's trying to like yeah, tone down, tone down so that the people that are concerned about it did you see the, the view? They lost their mind. They saw that it said that 38% of people trusted Trump and 22% trusted Biden. On democracy, on saving our, protecting our democracy, and the view lost their minds. Those girls are like what's the matter with these people? Are they crazy? And first of all, I'm sick and tired of hearing democracy. I'm tired of it.
Speaker 2:We have a democratic process, but this country is not a democracy, never has been. Our founding fathers did not want it to be a democracy. The key reason is a democracy means that everything's ruled on by the people. But the problem with the democracy is that if everybody, if the majority, decides that something you're doing is wrong, then it's wrong, and that's how they're trying to run the country right now. But that's not the way the country is framed. The country is framed to be ruled by law, so that those laws govern what's right and wrong, and not just a group of people. You know what I'm saying and that that that's the key to like, trying to like.
Speaker 2:Everybody wants to talk about our democracy or democracy or we're not. We're a republic. Even when you were a kid, you used to say it to the republic for which we stand. I mean it's. It's a republic, and the republic means a rule of law, and that means that, yes, we use a democratic process to make those laws, but the laws are what you know like freedom of speech. That's the law, that's what it is. If you don't like it, oh well, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2:Everybody has the right to say whatever they want. Now, granted, there's you're not allowed. Granted, you're not allowed to stalk, you're not allowed to discriminate, you're not allowed to lie on people either. I mean there's protections to that. But you can certainly say what you like or don't like, but they act like you can't. You know what I mean. It's like, oh, it's anti-democracy. And it's like, yeah, but we're not a democracy. That's the whole key to this country is you could say whatever you want, you could do whatever you want. You know, supposedly by law, not on what your you know neighbors think you should do. I mean it's like if you're in a neighborhood of 100 people, in the neighborhood somebody moves in that bought the house, paid for the house, earned the house, but nobody wants them there because maybe she's a porn star and they just don't want them in their neighborhood.
Speaker 1:Move in my neighborhood.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying. But that's the difference. The law says it's her house, a democracy. The people would vote and say, yeah, we're going to get rid of her. Fuck her, she can't be in here. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, did you see that meme with?
Speaker 1:Obama telling Joe Biden that fuck Joe Biden doesn't mean everybody wants to sleep with you.
Speaker 2:I was dying laughing. I don't know. It's funny shit, though there was a lot of funny shit came out, but that debate was definitely lackluster, in my opinion. I would have liked to seen Trump, you know, say something about the Coke. At least I would have loved doing it. Oh, that would have been good. I think that should have.
Speaker 1:It could have been mellow.
Speaker 2:It could have been mellow. All he could have said was just simply I don't know when I was president, there wasn't Coke in the White House, Right? That's all he had to say, and you know how that would have stuck with Americans.
Speaker 1:That would have really sat well with. Most Americans want to know there's no coke in the White House, right? Even if they're doing coke, they don't want it being done at the White House. Wasn't that dude getting banged in there in the Congress or something?
Speaker 2:Yeah, in the Senate, the gay guy or whatever, yeah.
Speaker 1:That wasn't when Trump was in there.
Speaker 2:Mm-mm. Yeah, he could have said that too. People were getting fucked in the—.
Speaker 1:Jesus Christ, that was crazy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean jesus christ, that was crazy. Yeah, I mean it's. There's so many things you could say about it and it's just like I don't understand why they freaking.
Speaker 1:I don't know, I don't know why they let them go by like lost good opportunities with them yeah, he could have.
Speaker 2:He could have said some good shit he could have. He could have really put out some good, some good ones. I think, yeah, I think it would have been fun.
Speaker 1:I think he did. Honestly, I think it was better, for well, I still would have mentioned those two, yeah, but I'm just saying the way he was calm about everything.
Speaker 2:He didn't go like say his crazy shit he usually does well, he couldn't for one, they were locking him out, that that like the mics were being shut off, you know what I mean? Like it was everybody was limited and I'm, if I'm being honest, it looks like they freaking. It looks like they gave him, Joe Biden, more than they gave and in my opinion, it seemed like he was always getting the two minute opening statement. It seemed like. And then it really annoyed me because Trump answered the question. They flat out ask him what was it that? They were asking him that and he answered the question clear as day. And then they came back and said answer the question. But he answered it and I can't remember what it was. It was something like uh, something about abortion, I think, or something like that. He answered it real quick and then he started talking about with his time and I said yeah, but the question wasn't in that. He's like like I said oh no, I know it wasn't abortion, it was.
Speaker 2:Will you accept the election results? You know what I mean when they come through? He said if I think that there was no foul play, yes, I will, he goes, but if I think there's foul play, no. And then he went on to answer and then she goes. Well, the question was it's like I fucking answered that already, but they're just like. They just I don't know, it's just that CNN thing they need to do one with, like have Tucker Carlson and do it, That'd be great, that would be. Or Kid Rock, That'd be really good, That'd be awesome. Just let Kid Rock do it. Who's he's going to be the VP? That's the key, though I think that's going to be more important than anything.
Speaker 2:When does that get announced? Whenever he does, I guess, I don't know, doesn't have to announce it until a week before, I don't think, or two weeks before, but you want to kind of let that person campaign a little bit? I would think. I don't know. I like that vibe at Grimmaswamy, but I bet you he goes with like a female, black female probably.
Speaker 1:Try and get them votes that one girl, the one that was on stage, pregnant. She's a trip which one I don't know she's.
Speaker 2:I don't remember her name oh, you're talking about the one that she doesn't. Yeah, that's uh. What the hell is her name? I know who you're talking about.
Speaker 1:She's hilarious, she's sharp dude. Yeah, what's her name? God damn it. I can't think is her name.
Speaker 2:I know who you're talking about. She's hilarious, she's sharp dude. Yeah, what's her name? God damn it. I can't think of her name right off the top of my head. Yeah, she's good.
Speaker 1:I like her a lot actually, I think she would be great that one girl went in there and said something and she's just like, okay, like they, just okay, you're right, get the hell out of here, like it was funny the way she did it. She was pregnant out of stage and just like, yeah, okay I haven't seen.
Speaker 2:That was a statement, that wasn't a question. She said but okay yeah, I haven't seen a lot from her lately, but she is, she's real good actually. I would like her a lot. Actually she would be a real good one, I think, real real good, a lot of followers oh yeah, oh yeah, she's a. Yeah, she's hot, for sure. She's like a hot she's, she's, she's, uh, just a conservative black woman. Basically, what the hell is her name? That's driving me nuts, yeah yeah, I gotta take a break for a second. Give me one second.
Speaker 2:It's time to cut it off anyway no, we still got stuff a little bit. We got some cool shit going on in Cleveland and in Lake Erie. Thank you, yeah, cleveland's got Cleveland has a. Um, cleveland has a. Been voted number one Fourth of July Destination spot for fishing by Fishing Magazine. That's you over. There has to be, but yeah, voted number one. Number one Guess what else was voted number one.
Speaker 1:Our podcast.
Speaker 2:Lake Erie was voted number one lake For real.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It was voted. Of all the lakes, it was voted number one.
Speaker 1:Number one. For what, though? Pollution?
Speaker 2:It takes the honors as number one. It was number one Lake Erie. Number two Geneva, lake, wisconsin. Number three was Lake Superior, michigan takes the honors as number one. It was number one lake erie. Number two geneva, lake wisconsin. Number three was lake superior michigan and lake michigan and illinois, indiana, michigan, lake tahoe and california was number five and number six was big bear lake in california.
Speaker 1:Seven was lake cordelia own I don't know what you're saying. Number one for what, though?
Speaker 2:it was the. It was the best rankin's nominating panel in district. Actually, I've had a 10 best for um things to do, fishing and um tourism. But I mean the put-in bay is the big topic there. I mean that's what really brings like, because there's just nothing like to put in bay anywhere, really not really not like put-in bay. I mean it's there's places that are cool, there's awesome places, but put-in bay is so unique and there's also two other islands there to go hang out at. You know, I mean, and then you can go into in the sandusky, you can go into port clinton, catabo. There is a lot to do on lake erie, and that's just on our end. Then you go out canada side, yeah, you, or you go out new york and erie, pa and all that you know I mean. So there's a lot to do there. But yeah, number one cleveland, number 4th of July fishing destination and then number one Lake Erie was number one of all the lakes in the US. That's impressive. That is impressive. I know. I enjoy Lake Erie.
Speaker 1:I haven't really been there.
Speaker 2:I think last time I was there with you when we were jet skiing, we should go do that again. We got to get Scotty to bring his skis out too. Get all three skis out, like it would be fun. Or four bring Angel too, angel bring his ski, that'd be fun. Just go all. Go out to Huron, go to the ski, get on the skis, do some tubing. Amanda was telling me that she just learned on Lake Erie Jet Skiersiers it's like a group that were part of it christian quillas, I think, asked us to go on it because he's big part of that group found out that it's illegal to tube the way we do. I guess because you know how we like floating ones.
Speaker 2:The tube I have has a two person. My brother has the three person tube. I and you know how we got to have the spotter when we're tubing, so you have to have the driver, the spotter. Apparently you're only allowed one person on the tube because you're only allowed to have enough that if something went on you could get them on the jet ski. So she's saying you're actually illegal when we're doing it that way. Hey, well, nobody ever pulled us over, so we're okay, they will now. Yeah, isn't that fucked up?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I never heard that.
Speaker 2:Now you got a three-person tube you can't technically use.
Speaker 1:Unless you got another jet ski spotting, I guess.
Speaker 2:I don't know how that works.
Speaker 1:You get what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:I mean, the rule ohio is that somebody has to be turned around backwards on the jet ski to watching, oh and spotting and I believe that's in a boat too. You have that, there's a, there is a person designated to stop but to spot the tuber. I believe that's the rule in ohio. Other places have different rules, but I believe that's the ohio they got rid of them, ones that came off the water.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2:Those were real jet skis, Now what I call what we have now wave runners, but you're talking about the original jet skis where you stood up.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, I'm talking about the.
Speaker 2:Oh, those jet pack things no.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I'm talking about the floater that you pull and it comes off the water with the people on it. Those are illegal now.
Speaker 2:Oh really, what are they? I don't know.
Speaker 1:It's just like that tube you got, but it comes off the water. It got wings on it, so when they pull fast it'll come off.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, that'll kill you, Fuck that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they took it off. I didn't even know those were a. Yeah, really, people get fucked up.
Speaker 2:You're like parasailing yeah, with no license, and it just swing and dive in the water. Yeah, just slam you in there. Yeah, that would be fucked up.
Speaker 1:That'd be real bad then, um, yeah, that's almost like them. Them darts that people used to throw that kind of shit like how the fuck, would you yards, yeah, yards, yard darts, holy shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, those things were dangerous as shit we talked about that.
Speaker 1:But I'm saying those are dangerous. That's similar to that. It's like why would you even make something like that?
Speaker 2:yeah I don't know they're gonna do, uh, they. The other thing I was looking at. This was uh, it was a article on on what what you drink says about you. It's funny because I said that earlier too. Like you know, we should just see what they're drinking and throw them out. But that so I mean being a bar talks. Let's talk about it. You know what I'm saying. So it says if you're a wine enthusiast, you're probably the friend of the group who's seen as seen as sophisticated and refined yeah, that's me if you are a craft beer connoisseur.
Speaker 2:It says where is that one at? It says you're a cool person. Everyone wants at their backyard barbecue.
Speaker 1:That'd be me too.
Speaker 2:If you're a craft beer connoisseur, If you're a classic cocktail aficionado, you are the Don Drapers of the Friends group Smooth, charismatic and a little bit old school. That'd be definitely the whiskey and bourbon drinker the whiskey and bourbon you're likely seen as the strong, silent type, someone with a bit of mystery and depth. Yeah, you're never silent. The vodka lovers you're the minimalist of the drink world. You appreciate the clean, no fuss, adaptable nature of your favorite spirit. The tequila enthusiast let's hear this one. You're the life of the party.
Speaker 2:The embodiment of turning it up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's pretty accurate.
Speaker 2:If rum is your favorite, you've got a sweet side, spirit or adventure. It says Gin drinker. There's not a lot of gin drinkers I sell it.
Speaker 1:I do have gin, but it's not a lot of gin drinkers I don't I sell it. I do have gin but it's always like a mix, huh gin and tonic or gin, but gin I do sell gin.
Speaker 2:I mean that's not a lot. I keep maybe in the bar at all times maybe four bottles of gin and maybe order it once a month. You know what I mean. It's not a whole lot, but you are often seen as the intellectuals, a little bit of a professor. It says non-alcoholic or mocktail consumer. This says you don't need the buzz to enjoy yourself, to socialize. I think it says that you've enjoyed yourself too much and the AA does not want you drinking anymore. So you drink this dumb shit? Good morning Brian.
Speaker 1:He's a little late.
Speaker 2:Well, he just woke up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they go by.
Speaker 2:Mainstream brand beer enthusiast.
Speaker 1:Mainstream, so that'd be Budweiser McLoad.
Speaker 2:Yeah, bush, whatever. Mainstream, so that'd be bowiser the globe. Yeah, bush, whatever, if your fridge is always stocked with the classic mainstream beer. You're the quite essential. Every man, every woman. You're grounded, unpretentious and there's a good chance. Your friends describe you as genuine and down to earth. So that that's what they, what your drinks, say about you. So maybe a couple of them.
Speaker 1:That was right on, I think.
Speaker 2:Oh, tequila was on the money, wine was probably on the money, bourbon was probably. I mean, bourbon and whiskey are probably. I mean, if you don't know you and you walk in at a bar and that's what you drink, is whiskey, usually bourbon and whiskey. If you don't know you and you walk, you're going to be silent to that person, you're not going to talk, you're a silent person. So I would think that would describe you and I usually don't talk to too many people until I know them. Well, having a bar I do, but that's just because you have to for the most part. But I thought that was kind of a cool little thing what it says about you. And I thought it was cool that Lake Erie took the world you know best lakes honors. I thought that, and when it, like Lake Tahoe, was in there, that kind of, I thought it was impressive, although Tahoe might not have much water. No, that's meat, right.
Speaker 1:That's gone, but I wonder who made it, though Maybe it was somebody from Ohio.
Speaker 2:Ah, could be.
Speaker 1:That's possible.
Speaker 2:Well, it was Lake Erie, it wasn't Ohio. Well okay, lake Erie spans a kid. It could have been from Pennsylvania, yeah, but somebody by there, yeah, that's right, lake Erie uses it a lot.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:I mean, if you look at a lake and say what?
Speaker 1:I think all they were doing is like what, what you can get out of the lake. They did a survey and people put in the survey. So then it was.
Speaker 2:It wasn't one person I mean, if you go pound for pound to a lake and see what you can do, there's a lot of those little like lake tahoe what can you actually do there? Like they're just people that have houses there and cabins and then they go boating on where they're just in the water and coves and stuff. A lot of those little lakes are like that. There's not like touristy things to do. Like, I mean, you take your boat down Lake Erie, you can stop at every river. There's a bunch of rivers. They all have food things at the rivers you know what I mean where you can pull up and eat. There's a lot of cool shit to do on the lake Right and a lot of cool beaches too along Lake Erie.
Speaker 1:Yeah, people, normal people that just drive by the lake, don't know, there's all that out there.
Speaker 2:No right, yeah, so that's what I'm saying. But like if you go to Lake Tahoe or like any of those other ones, they're just big, open lakes where you can have fun. I'm not saying it's not fun, but it's. There's just no touristy stuff and the fishing, I guess species wise. They said we have like some really good choice and species in lake erie. That might be because it's the shallowest lake of the great lakes. Maybe it chooses different, you know. I mean the other ones are probably too long, or maybe it uses too much fishing string to get to the bottom, I don't know, who knows. I'm thinking about building that roof on the top of my uh porch in the front this morning when I leave here, going to the lumber yard and grabbing everything to put it up. I put the door in yesterday like I was here till I didn't get home till like four o'clock. By the time I went and got the door and everything and I decided, fuck it, I'm going to do it. I took the window out, put the door in.
Speaker 1:Dude, I was there until like midnight last night when you told me you was going to go start that, I was like God, I'd like to be starting that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but I wanted to get it done. The biggest Like I knew that I knew when I, when I built it originally, I ran electrical from the garage off that outlet right there under the window, so I knew I had to reroute all that stuff. So I knew that was the biggest thing. I mean, ripping the window and door out was nothing really, I mean, but once that are putting the door in and ripping the window out, but that moving the electrical around and getting that all rewired and set up was really the biggest part of it. That's going to be nice. Dude. That door I put in it's pretty nice. I would call it like a farm door. It looks like it's like a black door with a big window, like two-thirds of it's glass, like muttons in it and stuff. It's nice, I think it's. It's. It's nice. I think it's gonna be cool. I think it's gonna be awesome.
Speaker 1:Pretty excited about it part another driveway this week.
Speaker 1:Yeah, really nice yeah, you didn't come up short on that one, huh oh, you ended up taking like four or five yards back should have brought it over to my house yeah, that guy, uh, it was funny because we told him what the balance was and then he was. You know, he's a driver, he got a good deal on it so he threw a couple on top so it wouldn't run out, and I'm like we kind of did that. You know me. So, yeah, take a lot back, yeah, but it came out nice, really nice. He was happy. I called. He called me this morning. He was on, uh, in his garage looking down his driveway.
Speaker 1:It's nice, I'll tell you what I I didn't realize how much I would miss have, or missed having concrete and then he's like uh, you know, his thing is he can't drive on it right now, so he's just looking at it yeah, I didn't know how much I missed it until it was actually poured, and it's like I should have done this so long ago.
Speaker 2:That fucking gravel driveway was stupid. And then the kids are playing and shit yeah ball backing up the bike. That's everything. Especially as I get older, that come back in and out of the gravel is horrible oh yeah, it was absolutely horrible times over, I know it's not, yeah, it's not good, especially when your knee's bad and shit it just sucks your feet, kick out from underneath you like oh shit.
Speaker 2:And then if you don't hit the right spot coming down like there was spots in that gravel, like as you were coming down back and into the street, there was spots If you weren't like exactly where it is, that was easy. The other spots were like oh fuck, you can't get it out of there. You know it's horrible pain in the ass, but yeah, it's gonna be cool. Like that I'm pretty excited about this? No, it's not. How long does it take for grassy to grow? I?
Speaker 2:don't know I just do. I have to put straw on top of it because I can't find them.
Speaker 1:They didn't have no straw. The only reason why they do that is so the birds that's what I always was told.
Speaker 2:So that's why I just put it down and I'm like, yeah, it'd be all right. You know, I mean, I just over seeded it. Enough for the birds and enough for my grass, you know, I mean are the birds eating it?
Speaker 2:a little bit. There's not a ton of birds out there or nothing. I mean no more than there probably is normally in the yard, you know. But it hasn't come up yet. I don't know. It's been what now four days and it's been raining every day, so it's it's plenty watered. Plus, I watered it the one day that it was didn't look like it was gonna rain, but then it ended up raining anyway. I don't know either, but I I'm I don't know how long it takes. Watching grass grow is not fun it's almost like watching paint dry long it takes watching grass grow is not fun.
Speaker 1:It's almost like watching paint dry. Yeah, watching dale open a bar. Oh yeah, that's been a long time.
Speaker 2:That's been a minute, and he's been going forever, forever well, tomorrow's a big day for him tomorrow. Tomorrow is the big day, so don't miss it, everybody. They're opening up. It's Dale's Grub and Pub. He reversed it Dale's Grub and Pub, the new gay bar in Lorain, ohio. It'll be right down the street here, so get over there and, you know, get your free con at the new gay bar, all right. I think I'm ready to roll. You ready to roll? Yeah, I'm out. See you guys later.
