MAHD House Bar Talk
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Jimmy and Gito just talking about things going around at MAHD House Bar & Grille In Elyria, Ohio. Jimmy Is the owner of MAHD House and Gito is his close friend that helps out around the bar. Listen in while they dissect the daily dealings of the bar.
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Artistic Absurdities and Global Tensions
Have you ever wondered how an almost Pulitzer Prize winner might charm you with stories of old-school journalism or how humor can mesh with heavy topics like the Middle East conflict? Join us as we share a personal encounter with such a journalist and navigate the quirky terrains of thongs and camera angles before we pause to reflect on the ongoing Palestine-Israel tensions. Humor and sincerity blend as we talk about the socio-political challenges faced by people in conflict zones, offering a fresh perspective on these pressing global issues.
Public figures like Ellen DeGeneres, Donald Trump, and Michael Jackson often spark debate, so why not mix it up with some controversial conversations around anti-Semitism? We discuss a book that strives to bridge the gap between Jewish and Palestinian perspectives, including the hurdles it faced on platforms like Amazon. Our blend of personal anecdotes and societal commentary makes for an intriguing tapestry, inviting listeners to consider multiple viewpoints without pushing a one-sided narrative.
Art is subjective, sometimes bizarre, and often hilarious, especially when a banana duct-taped to a wall fetches millions. We laugh about childhood booger walls and the absurd world of art, while also reminiscing about the classic TV show "CHiPs" and the lasting impression of motorcycle-riding officers. As we debate gender rights and tackle the unpredictability of live comedy, the show is a wild ride through humor, nostalgia, and lively discussions, ensuring listeners leave with a smile and perhaps a few new insights.
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Speaker 2:Jimmy isn't being a cheap ass you heard it here first. Joe Rogan listens to our podcast you know, they say people that cuss are more honest. So I'm an honest motherfucker. Put the fish away, reggie. It don't even hurt to give birth, not for me. Nothing to it let's do it.
Speaker 1:Come on, I'm ready. I wear a thong I got one on right now you want to see me and geek madhouse bar talks baby, now this is a bunch of shit. If you ask me, what was that? Laugh at the end. Where'd that come from? From here, that was. I never heard that before. Is that new? I?
Speaker 2:don't know, it's on there.
Speaker 1:And you've always heard it.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Really, what the hell? I've never heard that before Huh, you moved my camera. What do you mean? I moved it.
Speaker 2:When you went up there.
Speaker 1:What's that mean? I don't know what you mean. Let's go that way. Oh, no, that's. I'm working on that right now as we speak. Actually, you can move it from where you're at. Yeah, oh yeah, it's not that. It's not that I moved it, it's just that, uh, the width of it is different. I wonder why it's not showing that way now, did it? Huh, that's weird. Oh, that's like that's the right one, right? Yeah, no, you wouldn't know. It should be right. I don't know. I don't know why it's not moving right though. Oh yeah, lights on. We're running behind here this morning. This ain't working, right. I wonder what the hell's going on with that. I can move yours though. I mean it would, but it's not. You're not in the center, you're not.
Speaker 1:Look at your head, I know it ain't because of that camera ain't that has nothing to do with it. It's the width of this freaking thing, but for some reason it's not. I don't know why. It won't change, but whatever, it don't matter.
Speaker 2:Good morning everyone you're getting a good morning for me.
Speaker 1:No, I'm just kidding I rarely do, actually. So I did an interview yesterday with an almost Pulitzer Prize winner Almost yeah, he said I announced it like when I did the whole thing, I said and finalist for Pulitzer Prize he goes. Man, you had to tell everybody I didn't win it. I'm like dude I'm just reading what it says right there. That guy was real cool. I like that guy. I mean as cool as an old man can be that wears socks up to his knees and tucks in his shirts. But yeah, he was a journalist. That wears socks up to his knees and tucks in his shirts, you know. But yeah, he's a, he's a, he was a journalist for Providence. Like a columnist, you know, like writes columns on dumb shit, you know, like that type of stuff, I don't know what. That I don't, I don't that. It seems like that would be that fun of a job to me, like being a columnist. I don't know if I would like that. Plus, like I said, I go. Do they even print newspapers?
Speaker 2:anymore. Yeah, I see them every day, the journal, their dairy mart grabbing them.
Speaker 1:But they don't deliver them to your house, no more or nothing, right? I don't know? Do they? I don't know either. I miss that. I used to love like getting up in the morning reading my paper, having coffee. I was always one of my like favorite time of the day. I don't know, but yeah, it was kind of interesting. I learned a lot reading that book. I learned a lot about what was going on over there that I didn't know.
Speaker 2:So what'd you take, what'd you get out of it?
Speaker 1:They're fucked I. So what did you get out of it? They're fucked. I mean, it's just that they're fucked. I mean the one thing, like he was saying, the states that have no problem, they won't put up with jihadists at all. That's zero policy. And until somebody comes in there with that kind of power and control in Palestine or in Gaza, west Bank, you're going to keep having problems. That's all there is to it. I mean, you're just going to continue having problems. It's, it's uh, I don't know how you beat that. And I mean them kids are being taught that so young were there to hate Jews, like literally just to hate Jews, like they stole your state. Basically that's what they're being taught.
Speaker 1:He had one kid he interviewed and he asked him where he lived and he said this isn't where we're from. And he said oh yeah, where are you guys from? And he said we're in Berry, berry or whatever, however you say it. And he's like oh, yeah, and he has them. We're in Barry, barry, barry or whatever, however you say it. And he's like oh, yeah, and he has them. Explain it to him. And he tells them it's got oranges and grass. He goes when's the last time you were here? He goes oh, I've never been there. I mean they just they think that's their land. And you know what, when life sucks, and their life does suck because they're choosing it to be that, so they're choosing that, that course of action, so their life sucks and it's easy to look at something else and, oh, it would be better. You know what I mean. It wouldn't be no better, not if your fricking parents are more worried about spending their money on rockets and missiles. And you know what I mean, being a jihadist.
Speaker 2:It's like one of them things where they say you know, like when people say they're going to move because of this and this and this and that, I'm like yeah, but you're still taking you with you, kind of thing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, right, yeah, there's quite a few that left. Huh, that left the country. Oh, supposedly Elaine DeGeneres. Ellen Ellen DeGeneres, I forgot her name already.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because Ellen, ellen.
Speaker 1:DeGeneres, I forgot her name already. Yeah, cause she's been gone so long.
Speaker 2:I don't get that Like that's. Like the other ones I think that should be leaving is the ones that are in trouble. What do you mean, like with the Diddy shit and stuff?
Speaker 1:Well, you look at, you look at that, like that whole, like Ellen DeGeneres, like they. They act like Trump isn't like in, like he's anti-gay or whatever. He never did anything. He was a president for four years. He did nothing that hurt the gay community whatsoever. And then, and then they're like the, they're showing clips of him like maybe, I don't know, maybe in the nineties or something, and he's like they bring it up and he goes. I like women, he goes. But you know that's why they have menus at a restaurant. You know he had nothing against anybody on anything. Probably early on he let his kids play with Michael Jackson. He was gay, wasn't he? No, you sure.
Speaker 2:You keep saying dumb shit. No, you don't think he was gay?
Speaker 1:no, no, he had to be a little light in the loafers right something it was weird, but he wasn't fucking gay, I don't think, pedophile only. No, I don't think that either I don't think that either, actually, either. I really don't believe that stupid yeah stupid, put himself in bad situations maybe just the way the world looks at people, though well, that's, you know how the world looks at people.
Speaker 2:So for you to put yourself in that position, that was a dumb decision I think they were just trying to get money. I think that's my guess. Yeah, I believe that. I don't think he did anything wrong why?
Speaker 2:just because he's michael no, because there's really okay. You got cory falman, you got the other, the other kid, you got the one that played in uh home alone, yeah, and all them claim of other molestations or whatever, but they always say not him. That carter kid, yeah, all of them say no, not. So why wouldn't they come out and say him?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I guess he's gone already, so why not? Yeah, you're right about that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you got Corey Fowlman, which he claims he's been molested.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he has a whole big thing right, yeah.
Speaker 2:And then, when they mentioned Michael Jackson oh, no, not him. Why wouldn't he? Why wouldn't he say him? No, not him, why, why wouldn't he? Why wouldn't he say him too, if he did? You know what I mean? I don't know, Maybe he loved Michael, Maybe he was soft, I don't know. But I just, I'm just saying that's the way I look at it.
Speaker 1:That was love, not molestation.
Speaker 2:That was mutual. No, I'm just saying I don't think so. I just don't. You got all these kids coming forward saying all these people molest them. Not one of them were really saying him.
Speaker 1:I don't disagree. I don't think that you're 100% wrong on that. I'm with you on it. I'm a Michael fan, though, so you'd let him touch you Probably.
Speaker 2:But yeah, that's how I look at it.
Speaker 1:I't know, maybe I look at it wrong. I don't know. I wasn't in those rooms so I have no clue right. But I mean, like you say, that that is a good argument. You definitely make a good argument for for sure, definitely for sure. So are you gonna go out and buy that book or no? Probably not. No, no, it's a good read. It was quick too. It wasn't big, it's not a long book.
Speaker 2:Why would I buy it? Anyways, you got it If anything. I was like give me that book you try to get some steak knives yourself.
Speaker 1:Help a brother out. You try to get some steak knives. Yeah, I'm on Amazon. It's not like he's going to get rich off of this book. I promise he's more about getting the word out. I guess he was getting a lot of shit just writing columns being pro-Jew, basically. That's wild to me. Like how is I don't know, dude, I never would have thought after like world war ii and like the holocaust and like I would never imagine there would ever be anti-semitism again. But that's.
Speaker 2:That's one man's uh view on it, though other people got different views he didn't give a view.
Speaker 1:Honestly, he doesn't give a view. He actually, if you that book that's the cool part about that book he goes and visits with Jews. He goes and visits with Palestinians in Gaza and West Bank and he really does not give an opinion. Honestly, in the book he did, he basically tells you there's good people like that he's met and he's just telling you what he saw. That's it. I mean, he really doesn't give you an opinion of what he thinks of it. In fact, when I pushed him on it, he he just basically would um, say something more like like somebody else there said that they believe this or they believe that. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, he doesn't really have an opinion on it in that book. That's the kind of the cool part about that book.
Speaker 1:But he was I don't know what those columns were that he was catching shit over. You know, I mean I don't know what those were, but he was catching. But they blocked that book on amazon. Oh yeah, yeah, originally. And there's nothing in it that like says you said originally, now it's now, it's now it is on amazon. Yeah, because he went on the new york post and the new york post after that article and the heat that amazon was getting they. They put it on there.
Speaker 1:But it's, it's just wild to me. That whole thing just blows my mind. The whole the anti-semitism blows my mind at the universities. And you know, I I seen that. I told you, I seen that like green hair girl with the card I had it on the back like a bumper sticker or something that said free palestine or something. It's the back like a bumper sticker or something that said free Palestine or something. It's like clearly look like a. I mean she looked pretty butchy with like colored hair and stuff. I mean I clearly she did just like be murdered there and that's who you're. You know what I mean, right.
Speaker 2:Well wild. I guess her opinion wouldn't mean too much.
Speaker 1:What do you mean? It doesn't mean too much, it means a lot. When they're freaking, protesting all over the us, everywhere a little protest. What was what happened in columbus like a couple weeks ago with the freaking, the? Neo-nazis or whatever they had their faces covered and they were marching and shit the fuck?
Speaker 1:what not neo-naz? What the fuck were they? What the hell was that? Just randomly now? Now that's going to start happening, and why is it when some racist-ass group comes out to go march and they got to cover their faces? What a bunch of pussies, right? Yeah, I guess it's like the KKK all over again, like, oh, let me cover my face, I'm here to stand for something but I don't want you to see who I am right if you're gonna stand for something.
Speaker 2:You go ahead, just go ahead and stand for it, right? Not, I'm gonna stand for it behind the closed doors, right?
Speaker 1:yeah in the closet yeah, what a bunch of pussies, but I did. I seen that somebody said something about it, but I didn't read about it yet. Really, I mean I seen it, I did see it, but I didn't read about it yet. Really, I mean I seen it, I did see it, but I didn't read about it.
Speaker 2:It was like in a shop or something.
Speaker 1:They were filming them walking by and stuff they're yelling racial slurs and stuff too, like they're just being nasty ass people for no apparent reason. There's only a group of like 10 is that what it was?
Speaker 2:10 well, I don't know it was somewhere around there.
Speaker 1:It wasn't much. Do you remember when they, when the Ku Klux Klan, were in downtown Cleveland? Yeah, I think so. Like in the 90s or something, and they're like, oh, they have the right to be there. Remember Geraldo when he was on Geraldo. Yeah, that was years ago. Yeah, that's like 80s, right when that happened, geraldo, with the Ku Klux Klan on there.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Geraldo with the Ku Klux Klan on there? Yeah, and it was a riot. Yeah, I remember there was always some Bullshit going on in there. Is that the one that he got hit by the chair? Yeah, right on his nose. But he's so Dramatic though he lit that boy up. That the problem with him. Like I lost all respect for him when we went in Iraq and he's just going oh, there's bullets and he's Dodging. It's like come on, dude, get the fuck out of here man he was like fake as shit, the Matrix.
Speaker 2:He was dodging bullets, he was just a dramatic, like overdramatic, everything about it.
Speaker 1:Oh, I never did Like. After that I kind of lost all respect, especially when you're like there's actual soldiers there freaking, fighting a war. You know what I mean?
Speaker 2:Yeah, what about when he opened up dude's big safe? Oh, what is that? That's what kind of ended his career. What happened? What do you mean? There was Al Capone's hidden safe and stuff and there was a big old thing for weeks about opening it up. And they opened it up. There was nothing in there.
Speaker 1:Really yeah, and that ended his career. Was it a real safe?
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was a big old in a cellar kind of big old safe, and there was nothing in there.
Speaker 1:How'd they know it was Al Capone's, like one of his old houses or something or I don't know, I can't remember.
Speaker 2:It was like you said.
Speaker 1:It was in the 80s or something really no, his career didn't get ended in the 80s. Well, pretty much. That mustache was too much tom selick in and out. I'm gonna have mine like that, that's. I think that might be the new thing, the new fad. I'm starting to see it everywhere.
Speaker 2:There was a one guy I remember he used to come in here and he had little twists on his.
Speaker 1:I think that's starting to be. I've seen what's Taylor's boyfriend's name Travis Kelsey. He had one going on. Looks like a porn stash or something Like a Super Troopers Roger B shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, too much garbage. And in your head you just hear that stupid-ass porn music Wow, wow, wow, wow.
Speaker 1:Bow, chicka, wow, wow, the bow chicka, wow, wow, yeah.
Speaker 2:So what about your boy eating his boogers?
Speaker 1:Oh man, Did you see, bunny came out with a thing and she's like on her because she has a podcast it's called dumb blonde and she's on the podcast and she goes, she, she says something to the effect of, I mean, I seen him pick it and roll it up, but I mean, I, I think he touched his mouth.
Speaker 2:It's like, yeah, I seen him flicking or something that thing up and he was like yeah, she kind of. She kind of went the other way with it too, like even if he did, who cares?
Speaker 1:if you don't know that we're dirty, grimy people by now. She said, or something like that oh, that's hilarious, funny man. That video of troy. When I showed it to troy because troy goes, oh, he was picking his boogers like a worse and troy's like like lit up. He's like no, don't tell me he did that. Yeah, and that video like it's like 180 000 views or something it's like a tiktok and then a woman that a woman that originally posted the video that he ate the booger in that original video.
Speaker 1:She keeps messaging me every time something's out there. She's like messaging me because hers was at when we did that. She was real small, like probably maybe less than 200,000. Now she's like 1.8 million or something like that.
Speaker 2:Views on that, on the booger eating I'm like I ain't going back to watch that.
Speaker 1:That's nasty but dude behind the president, behind like elon musk and your jelly roll on top of that, like I mean, that's just like you gotta know where you're at, man you gotta know your surroundings like people.
Speaker 2:You got to know where you're at.
Speaker 1:Man, you got to know your surroundings Like people pick their ass and shit. They're just you know. But eating boogers is just nasty, dude, that's just so fucking disgusting I've never done. When I was a kid, my mom used to be so pissed. I had a booger wall when I was a kid. Oh, that's nasty. I would pick my nose and wipe them on the wall. My mama would get so fucking pissed. But at least I wasn't eating this shit.
Speaker 2:You know, I'll take a booger wall.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she hates it too.
Speaker 2:You should be like with a scraper. God damn it, Jimmy.
Speaker 1:That's fucking booger wall and these socks on the floor. Yeah, dylan. So he got his birthday present. He got his gaming computer.
Speaker 1:And I get up this morning and it's like 6 in the morning. I mean, my house is nothing at 6 in the morning. The dog's in the cage, the cat might come out. All of a sudden I saw something come by me, scared the shit out of me. Honestly, I'm like looking for my gun at that point, like I had never seen nobody in the house moving and no lights came on. He didn't go to the bathroom, he just come right out of his bedroom and went right over by the couch and I just started laughing. I go, what time did you get up? And he says, oh, about 20 minutes ago, because he got his computer last night. And I just go. You know his birthday's tomorrow and we gave it to him early so he could enjoy it for the weekend. And he's like I'm like, so how long you been up? He goes, I don't know like 20 minutes and I just went out to smoke my cigarette and I go, go ahead, you can get on it, and he goes. I didn't even ask. I'm like, yeah right.
Speaker 1:I didn't even ask. Yeah, mind your business, brittany, just mind your business. She said booger walls are gross.
Speaker 2:Does she know that from experience? Yeah, Like yeah, I better take my booger wall down now.
Speaker 1:When I was a kid I had some booger issues. I ain't going to lie. The other thing my mom hated is I would do this, I would go like that and I'd have dry crusty boogers. When I was a young kid you know what I mean, Little kid I would just go like that and I'd have dry crusty boogers on my nose, but I wasn't eating them. I had some booger issues, though I'm not saying I'm not saying my nickname was Boogie or nothing, but I did have some booger issues, Didn't you know a kid named Boogie?
Speaker 2:His brother-in-law would take his daughter over there and then he used to always tell his daughter go to uncle boogie and get pissed so that wasn't his actual nickname, that was just how he fucked with him.
Speaker 1:Yeah, then everybody started calling him booger, like that. What was that? Revenge of the nerds or nerds? You had revenge of the nerds, I Nerds, yeah, revenge of the Nerds, I think right. Isn't that the booger, remember? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, there goes them lights again. Why are those lights going out again? They just keep doing that. They did it to me the last time.
Speaker 2:What'd she say?
Speaker 1:She said her boys will just lick the snot off their top lip.
Speaker 2:Maybe they're musical geniuses yeah, they're gonna come out with some country songs. A little bit of rhythm to them, right? Somebody save me. Gotta have a booger in there uh.
Speaker 1:So this banana thing, I'm gonna try it. I'm gonna try and get rich too, yeah sell that tv with the banana on it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean, I'll sell it, it's art.
Speaker 1:I'll sell the TV too. Fuck the drywall $6.6 million they got for that.
Speaker 2:That is crazy. You got a picture of it. Show everybody what we're talking about.
Speaker 1:I can, yeah, I can look it up, it up. That's unbelievable to me, that's stupid, that's beyond stupid. Yeah, banana art. I guess I don't know. I mean, what's the odds that you could put this shit on here? And I mean, I just don't understand. I'm confused. There we go, we got, uh, a new story here, right here, it is all right. So I need right screen, right, right screen frame. There you go, boom, boom, boom. So there it is. This is what somebody did. This is the picture of it. It's a banana, it's duct taped right to a piece of drywall 6.2 million.
Speaker 1:I said it wrong. Holy shit, $6.2 million. Somebody fricking paid for this banana with the duct tape, and I and I heard that they get the banana and the duct tape and a piece of drywall cut out too. But isn't the banana rotten already, like they probably sprayed it or put don't know or put another banana on it?
Speaker 2:I mean that's, this is what the hell is wrong with people no, it's not the guy that did it's dumb ass about it, the fuck that's that's what I'm talking about. I'm not talking about the guy who did it.
Speaker 1:He's a genius. This guy is clearly an artistic genius.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God.
Speaker 1:That's unreal dude. That's crazy to me.
Speaker 2:We should go to where Jelly Roll was sitting and sell that chair that he was sitting on. There's probably a booger underneath it.
Speaker 1:No, he ate them bitches. If I was there, there might have been a booger underneath it, but not with Jelly Roll. He said I'm going to take care of that one for myself. That was funny, though. Was there, there might have been a booger underneath it, but not with jelly roll.
Speaker 2:He said I'm a solid, I'm gonna take care of that one for myself that was funny, though his wife really was trying to trying to stick up for me. Then she's like, no, I can't do it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she kind of did at first yeah, she's like I didn't really see him. I think he flicked it. Yeah, flicked it.
Speaker 2:My ass, there ain't no way she's like well, you know he's, he's Jelly Roll, I guess. Basically.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's I mean, and he did. There was another skit they did too, where she was in the middle of a podcast or maybe I'm just making a TikTok, not a podcast and he walks behind her and he's like knuckled deep, but it's like nobody was making fun of you for the nose picking. They're making fun of you for the eating. I mean, the nose picking is bad enough and you probably would have got a little heat, but when you put it in your mouth, he flicked.
Speaker 2:It Flicked at my ass Right in his mouth.
Speaker 1:No, he said he looks like he rolled it up and got rid of it. No, he rolled it up and got it dunked in his mouth. I don't know what he did, what he wrote. Yeah, I don't know, man, so gross, but that shit's went, that's, that's everywhere, dude.
Speaker 2:I'm surprised Saturday Night Live didn't do a skit on that. They didn't do it.
Speaker 1:I didn't think they were here this week. They probably will, but I don't think they have. I don't think they've been here this week at all. They had, because I was trying to find it last night and I didn't see him on there. I was, I wanted to watch it last night, I had gotten a nap and I'm like, yeah, I might as well. I'm up, you know. And the other thing is the view with the dragon. Did you see that? Yeah, talking about joe rogan, yeah, I, I said Joe Rogan believes in dragons. Yeah, she's like, swear to God, he does. I checked it, I fact-checked it three times and this and that.
Speaker 1:So then he went on and he put himself on Twitter as Dragon Believer or whatever. That's some shit I would do for sure. No, he didn't do it. I don't think he changed his name. I think it's like how I do on mine. I don't think he changed his name. I think it's like how I do on mine. I have deplorable garbage underneath my name on there, like as my description of who I am. That's what he is. He's a dragon believer. That's some shit I would do A hundred percent. That's some shit I would do. I would troll back. Oh yeah, they're going to be on there, dude. They got to get rid of them, don't they?
Speaker 2:Yeah, they're ridiculous.
Speaker 1:It is. It's so bad now that they're reading on the show as they're doing it. They're literally putting up teleprompters from the read with legal disclaimers now because of shit that they're saying is untrue. So they're basically saying shit that's untrue and then ABC's basically putting on a teleprompter read this at the show to basically say that they're full of shit.
Speaker 2:So we gotta start doing that, what Start putting disclaimers on. We do, yeah, we just be full of shit, just talking shit yeah, maybe we should just open up with that, yeah remember how I got in trouble at one time.
Speaker 1:Well, they did they took us off the thing. I was worried they were going to do that with doing that video. I was like because, honestly, I was joking a little bit when I said, but I really wasn't. I'm like, I really was kind because he gets on air and one of the first thing he says to me about that book in a read goes I really appreciate you, you know going against the system and I'm like, well, wait a minute.
Speaker 2:What am I doing?
Speaker 1:I'm like this is controversial.
Speaker 2:See a big old bullseye coming around you.
Speaker 1:I'm like, yeah, I'm like we're talking about A book. Yeah, yeah, I'm like we're talking about a book. Yeah, we're talking about a book. And you went and visited Jews and Palestinians how is that controversial? And I read the whole book and I'm going how is this controversial? I mean, it never dawned on me that it could be controversial.
Speaker 2:So you got negative things on it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I got some negative feedback on it. Not a lot yet, but some, yeah for sure. People like, oh, you're brainwashed or you're this. But the problem is when you read the book, like I said, he's not ever picking a side. He just kind of tells you he tells you he spent some time with these people what was going on in their lives. He told you, you spent some time with this people. It's what's going on in their lives, like it's, it's, it's crazy, it's.
Speaker 1:I don't know, because maybe it has to do with the fact that he was putting out those, those, uh, those articles or whatever the that he said that they were doing, the articles that he said that they were doing before that that they were throwing a fit about. Maybe he was already on the radar and hot, maybe possible, because Brandon sent me another book. That's a guy wrote he was actually a journalist that was there when it happened and when october 7th happened he was actually in in israel when it happened and there's an. So he sent me that book. Haven't started listening to it yet. He sent it like an audio book, audio version. I've never done an audio book ever, never been, never even thought to do it. I guess makes sense to do it.
Speaker 2:My mom does it a lot well, if you're in there doing work and shit, to listen to one while you're doing it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's what my mom does while she's working. She just puts a book on or podcast or whatever else she puts on. Who listens to podcasts? Everybody. Now, you know what's funny is you know how many people that I've talked to now that started listening just because we had not I'm not saying millions or nothing, but like at least five people that I know that started listening because we had them. I'm just I'm just saying people we knew personally that started listening because of us that now listen to podcasts. Yeah, they don't listen to nothing else. Yeah, now they just enjoy podcasts, especially ours.
Speaker 1:I never listened to like joean or nothing like that. I never had listened to it before, and now I do. I kind of listen to them. I used to. Now I don't See, I never listened to podcasts. I never did. I don't know of ever hearing a podcast that before we had one, I had never really paid attention to them.
Speaker 1:I liked radio shows though, like I liked Howard Stern back in the day. I used to like Rover when it was good. I used to like Howard when it was good and I used to like Rover when it was good, but now they're both garbage pretty much. That Rover just doesn't do nothing for me anymore. I mean, they got I don't know what it is Like.
Speaker 1:He's never in the studio. I put it on a few times. Maybe I just have to get into it again, but I just I didn't watch it for a long time and then I try to put it on and it's like what do you mean? He's not on there, no more. Well, he's like he'll like be like in florida and they're like all in the studio and except him and he's in florida. And then like that deeter dared, which he was one of my favorite people, but he's just funny. He just was always had some dumb shit like putting urine behind his ear to attract women, cause, yeah, you just pee on your finger a little bit, put it behind your ear. That's nasty. That kind of goes with jelly. He says it's. He says it's that natural pheromones and all that stuff. You know you get them going. Yeah, he's funny as shit.
Speaker 1:That's dumb shit, that he comes up with, or like trying to bite fart bubbles. I do too now. Now I do, but I had never before. Did you see him on those road rules? Have you seen those videos yet I'll have to send you them. They're pretty funny. I never even knew what road rules was. I never heard of it because I never really watched TV. But it was a show on MTV and he was on it when he was like 19.
Speaker 2:That dude did a lot of different stuff. He was a singer.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he was on Road Rules and he's weird. He's the weird one on there. He's just like you would imagine he might have been when he was young. So it's kind of neat seeing it, because now that you see him he's still kind of the same person. But we all accept it and love him for who he is I've never I don't know if I've ever seen his stand-up. Oh, it's funny, is it really? That's that's not shocking? I mean, he's great on air he's funny.
Speaker 2:His stand-up is pretty funny.
Speaker 1:I joe rogan's doesn't do much for me, though. Stand up yeah, I haven't. I've turned it on a couple times, I that that hasn't. And he's's doesn't do much for me though, his stand-up yeah, I've turned it on a couple times, that hasn't. And he's like isn't it like his comedy club? They're all at and all that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but that's something he's interested in. It don't mean he's good at it. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:He does enough shows and stuff. Well, it's his shit. Yeah, when's Matt Reif going to really take off? He's coming to Cleveland, amanda wants me to go. She keeps bringing it up and I keep going. Okay, yeah, I just seen that a couple days ago actually. Yeah, she sends me links and stuff. I'm like, mm-hmm, okay, a lot of hints.
Speaker 2:Yeah, for sure, we should go see him.
Speaker 1:I want to go see the hot funny guy. Yeah yeah, funny guy. Yeah yeah, looks like a lesbian, if you ask me don't go to the show.
Speaker 2:He see you, he's gonna talk some shit. He is a shit talking. Fool that one. And he does go after his audience.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, that's what I think. That's what makes him funny is that crowd work. His crowd work is phenomenal. Yeah, he's, he's great at it. I don't know how you get that good at that, but he's great at it.
Speaker 2:I don't know how you get that good at that, but he's great at it. The one that stood out was when he went on the audience and smoked their joint with that old lady. That was pretty funny.
Speaker 1:I didn't see that. Yeah, he just went out and smoked a joint with an old lady. Yeah, in the middle of the show. I think it was hers In the middle of the show. Yeah, what the hell.
Speaker 2:Is the hell is that? Is that allowed? Why not? It's legal indoors, I don't know. Oh, you probably got in trouble. Who knows what is?
Speaker 1:he gonna get a fine. Who gives a shit? I don't know who knows, I don't know. I don't know what the answer is to that. I know my wrist is starting to hurt from picking that booger?
Speaker 2:yeah, maybe flicking them, it's the flick, it's the flick onto the booger. Yeah, maybe.
Speaker 1:Flicking them. It's the flick, it's the flick Onto the booger wall.
Speaker 2:So what else you got? I don't know what else.
Speaker 1:I got. I thought you had something this time. I was hoping, I was praying. No, you got nothing.
Speaker 2:Nothing Really. I brought the booger.
Speaker 1:That's what I was wondering. That guy yesterday gets on there, he goes. Yeah, I was looking at your podcast. I'm like oh shit, this journalist is like okay.
Speaker 1:So we got a little mystery, don't we A little mystery? Yeah, what is that about? I don't know. I don't know we got, and it's happened twice. I don't we a little mystery? Yeah, what is that about? I don't know, we got, like, and it's happened twice.
Speaker 1:I don't know where the first one was, but someone went through and listened to every episode in new york. Uh, last was it last saturday, I think. Yeah, last, yeah, last saturday, and then probably like three weeks before that, somebody did the same thing, but I wasn't able to see where those ones were from. The only reason I was able to pick up the New York one was because the numbers matched right then and I seen it. But the other one I didn't catch for a few days as the views were going yeah, somebody goes through in New York and just listened to every episode and I don't know what the other one was. But it wouldn't have been in New York every episode and I don't know what the other one was. But it wouldn't have been in New York and it wouldn't have been the same place. Because that same place, because it gives me a location or close location, city location, that same city only has enough to do at once, so it couldn't have been. You know what I mean? It couldn't have been them twice, because obviously then it wouldn't have been. They would have had double the viewership on it.
Speaker 1:But yeah, I don't know what the hell that's about. Are we going to get sued or something? You think who cares? Yeah, I really don't have much. They got it. If they sue me, they got to let me have my, my house. It ain't worth much. Right, I mean it's, it's almost. Well, it's close. I mean it's close enough, I'll take it. They probably would. Yeah, they'll say, we'll pay it off and we'll keep it. What could you, man, I couldn't imagine if I had to start life again and pay rent like it is now. Rent is too much, it's way too high. Sell a banana, yeah, I mean I'm trying back here. I'm trying, I'll sell a tv with it. That guy only sold you drywall. I'll give you a TV.
Speaker 2:Smart TV. No, I said how much the dick is six point two million dollars. Just add six point five, you begin.
Speaker 1:Yeah well, I mean that's so bizarre dude.
Speaker 2:Why would somebody buy that? I don't understand it.
Speaker 1:It's all right, look cool in a house, though in a certain house I know your little art gallery no kind of be cool, not even close. Had like the mona lisa and then a banana and then yeah right, it'd be kind of neat.
Speaker 2:No, I think I'd come up with something a little better than that. Okay, do it an apple what the fuck man?
Speaker 1:that's stupid as shit yeah it's, it's wild, to me it's, it's bizarre. I never seen nothing like it before, like just to, and it's weird that it gets people talking. It gets everybody's talking about it and it's really.
Speaker 2:But watch how many people try to do stupid shit like that for real.
Speaker 1:I feel like in the art world shit like that does go on. Like my wife's into that spin art Like she loves it, dude, she freaking watches it. She can't help herself.
Speaker 2:They're like the videos that they poke holes in buckets and they spin it and it makes.
Speaker 1:Oh no, not that, no, no, no. These guys are taken and they're taking a drill and they're putting it on a board, like, say, maybe this big or something, and then they'll drip paint on it and then they'll just spin the drill. My wife loves it, she sits there and watches it and they do it. Some of them they do it specifically for the person. Like the person will say I want red, green, orange and purple, you know what I mean. And some of them they spin on the air and then people bid for them and they put them out to bid and it's literally they just take it, drip some paint on it and spin it and that's it. And my wife watches the shit out of them. She ain't bought none, but she watches them, she goes. I can do that. She ain't bought none, but she watches them, she goes, I can do that. So I feel like it's been being done for years.
Speaker 2:What I've talked about is pretty cool. They got a string in the middle of the room, they put something down on the bottom and they spin it, and it gets a nice pattern too.
Speaker 1:It kind of goes back and forth yeah, those are cool, I like those, or they'll spin them and it'll go like this. Or yeah, those are definitely that. That it's cool, but would it be worth big money? I don't know. But like all that stuff, there's always somebody doing something weird and artsy. That's like that's part of the, that's part of the culture of art is to be, you know, out there and different and odd and weird. And you know I'm I'm not saying that the banana is it, but I mean it's something like yeah, I just don't get that. That's crazy. There's people that like do like the naked art where they paint, they paint themselves and just implant themselves on a paper and then sell that, you know I mean, but blotted. It's not like you see nudity in it or anything, it's just blotting. You know what I mean. Or they're or they'll have uh, just slinging it like this, you know. Or the spin art. I mean people are always freaking selling stupid shit like that well, I'm gonna have to pull my artsy side out.
Speaker 2:Figure out something stupid. Let's do it. We'll pull out a drill and string.
Speaker 1:I wonder if I made a piece of art out of all boogers if I could sell that.
Speaker 2:Call it the jelly roll. That's nasty.
Speaker 1:That's so bad. It's so bad.
Speaker 2:It's so bad, why do we keep going back to that?
Speaker 1:I don't know. I mean I'm thinking to myself like I don't know. I don't know You've had it run Like you've had your nose running and you've got booger in your mouth. It makes you want to vomit.
Speaker 2:I usually like just shoot it out.
Speaker 1:No, I'm saying like you're cold, You're just running. No, I'm saying like you're cold, you're just running. You know, you've tasted it. You know what it tastes, like it's been in your mouth.
Speaker 2:It's got there at some point. Well, it goes down the back of your throat, but I don't go from the front back in To hell.
Speaker 1:It tastes different from the front of the tongue. I don't know.
Speaker 2:I will never know, because I don't care.
Speaker 1:I don't know either. I, I don't know either. I need a cup of coffee. I'm going to grab a cup of coffee. What are you doing?
Speaker 2:I guess I'm going to see her look dumb for a minute. Why did you do?
Speaker 1:that.
Speaker 2:They'll be putting no boogers on that wall over there, so we got Matt.
Speaker 1:Brittany Don't hate, I was a little kid man, so we got Matt Brittany.
Speaker 2:Cassandra no, no, no, you probably peed in bed. No, do you think there's a truth to that trifecta thing? What are you talking about? People peed in bed. What about it, then? They're serial killers. No, you don't think so. No, you don't think so. No, was you a wetter?
Speaker 1:No, I never was. I have. I've done it, not as a kid, now Recently Ain't been that long Year, no five, maybe, maybe I don't know just woke up like pissing, like I was going. I was like dreaming, like I'm like freaking. You've never done nothing like that. No, no, dude. So I'm I'm dreaming and I'm like I gotta use, I gotta pee, really bad, right, and I keep going like, and it's in the dream, I'm in the dream world, and I keep going to these different places, like I'm in the city, whatever city it is, it's just random, and I'll go in this room and piss and it just. I'll leave Like thank God I got there in time. I'll leave like oh fuck, I'm not relieved, what the hell place piss. And I can't get relieved. And the next thing I know I feel warmth and I'm in my fucking bed and pissing. Yeah, that's happened. That's happened to me twice in my life total and it's always the same thing. And actually I started having that dream not too long ago. I'm like I'm fucking dreaming. I knew it, I realized it and I got up.
Speaker 1:Shay said I'm a serial killer. No, I'm saying kids that do it. Kids do it like religiously. They say the trifecta is like what bad, bad parents, like evil, evil parents or mean parents or something, and I forget trauma and pee in the bed. Pee in the bed and parent, something like that is the trifecta to create a serial killer. But but I don't, I mean I, I as soon as a kid pees the bed, it makes me nervous. As soon as you hear it, you go Ooh man, all kids. What else is going on with kids, not with my kids Never did Dylan never be bad.
Speaker 1:None of my kids did None of my kids ever peed the bed. I think that it's. I don't know what it is. Oh, hurting animals. Amanda said hurting, that's what it is. Yeah, when they hurt animals, pee the bed. And then I don't know if it's trauma or crazy parents controlling parents or something like that, something to that effect. But yeah, that's, yeah. So what? I peed the bed once. You said twice, twice, yeah so what?
Speaker 2:I peed the bed once you said twice and twice.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh, I'm so fucking mad dude. I was like what the fuck? Who does this grown-ass man? But yeah, and I wasn't even drinking either. That makes it like, yeah, if he was drinking I'd be like well yeah, a lot of people do wasn't even drinking. No, wasn't even drinking.
Speaker 2:No, wasn't even drinking. Oh yeah, that one girl used to come here and be here.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I remember. Yeah, people do that a lot, like the drinking thing, like that happens quite a bit.
Speaker 2:I'm the only one on the screen.
Speaker 1:Oh, I don't know, why are you? There you go, I'm back With my banana. That's Amanda just said the same thing. I'm back with my banana. Now, who wants to buy the banana? That's all I'm asking. Who wants to buy the banana? The banana is for sale. Keto is going to be the auctioneer.
Speaker 2:We're going to start the bidding at 1 000 yeah, and there's like that, that guy I used to work with his his art, remember I showed you yeah, amazing and he can't sell shit. Amazing, I'm talking like it's amazing. His stuff is so amazing and I'm like, but he's not thinking outside the box. No, he is. You see his artwork, it's pretty fun?
Speaker 1:No, he does Actually. Yeah, yeah, you're right, because he's the one that draws it like clowns, right?
Speaker 2:And I said yeah, yeah, yeah, and they're like, they're like, just like. You see all these people and then you look real close and it was a clown. And there's another clown over here and a clown man.
Speaker 1:That is so cool and I'm like dude, my dad has said it my whole life keep it simple, stupid yeah well, he wasn't really doing them to sell them, he was just doing them.
Speaker 2:That's what he wanted to do yeah, some kids are like that.
Speaker 1:They were. We had them in school. We all had friends like I. I was never one of those kids, but there was kids that were they wouldn't do their homework but they'd draw a freaking picture of a guy doing his homework you know what I mean Before they'll actually do the homework you know that guy's art is just to me is just some of the nicest shit I've ever seen.
Speaker 2:It's no banana. Yeah, I know, I mean, that's God's art right there, see, but the problem is, I could do that.
Speaker 1:Not like him.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's over with. Now Nobody else can sell another banana.
Speaker 1:You got to do something different.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I told you an apple.
Speaker 1:I just had a sick idea. A booger, uh-uh, tape your dick to the wall. A banana to the wall, get it. Get it selling in pornography. You might do good. He's thinking about it. I seen him. He's thinking about it. He was debating it he'd probably buy it.
Speaker 2:It's my turn to get a coffee.
Speaker 1:He's going to get a coffee. That's how it starts. He goes to get the coffee, so wait, hold on. Was his? Okay? I didn't know. I was like did he have his pants down? Was his ass out Trying to do a Mike Tyson on us over there? We need to get more interactive. What would painter's tape make a difference, amanda? What would the painter's tape mean, like for the banana or for the weenus? Guido's going to tape his dick to the wall instead of a banana. It's going to happen. He's going to do it. That's the next step to art. I mean, everybody knows nude art goes better than regular art. I mean, nude art is always. I mean, even artists like to draw naked people. So you know what I'm saying. You got to do it If you're going to step it up. Similar to a banana Stupid Stupid. Similar to a banana Stupid Stupid is how quiet this podcast is right now. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1:When we gonna start doing skits, guido? Yeah, I want to do skits, like comedy skits. I know. When are we going to start doing them and what do we need to do them? How's that? And my lights. I need new lights, because these lights keep going off and they're pissing me off. Any ideas for skits? Ask them if they got any ideas for skits, for skits and my lights I need new lights because these lights keep going off and they're pissing me off. Huh, for skits yeah, what's some ideas for skits? Somebody message us some ideas for skits that we can do. But what do we need? Like we're going to need some like different cameras and stuff, right or no? We can't just do them with cell phones. We can do them with cell phones, can't we? Why not?
Speaker 2:We need to put together a cast, who would be part of the cast?
Speaker 1:Who would be part of the cast? Yeah, anybody and everybody.
Speaker 2:I'm saying. Anybody on here that's listening, if they want to be part of the cast, we'll put a cast together and just do skits. Oh yeah, it'd be funny. People got good ideas on here.
Speaker 1:There's some funny. Yes, I mean, that's like what's his name? What's the funny guy that looks like he has Down syndrome? The Chinese dude? No, no, no, no.
Speaker 2:The white guy. No, you're the only one on the screen who?
Speaker 1:The one that looks like he has down Shane Giles or Gailis or whatever. You know who I'm talking about. That's how he got famous. He was doing a bunch of skits when he was during shutdown, when they couldn't go to comedy clubs and stuff. He's the one that got banned from Saturday Night Live because his shit was like racist and stuff that he was saying on a podcast or something I don't know. Shay said you got to do my hair, got to do my hair, got to do my hair. I don't understand For what? For a skit or for the nudity?
Speaker 2:It's an inside joke. Oh it is yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh, I don't know nothing about it. It must be real inside.
Speaker 2:But no, we get about. I say we get about four or five people and then we start doing skits. You got something on your lip, right there.
Speaker 1:It's that cream, what? No, it's on your lip like legit. All right, you don't see it. It's the cream, sure it is.
Speaker 2:Look, it's all over the cup.
Speaker 1:What kind of what's going on when you're creaming a coffee?
Speaker 2:Because I had to hurry up, because you didn't put water in it.
Speaker 1:So that caused a creamer explosion? Yeah, because I heard him dump it all over it. I don't know if anybody's believing this. I don't care. I'm not thinking it's God. Nobody's buying it. What's going on with you and Shay? You're doing her hair.
Speaker 2:Uh-uh, hell no.
Speaker 1:That's kind of weird. I'm thrown for a loop. Now she's got to do her hair to tape your weenus to the wall.
Speaker 2:My weenus, yeah, your weenus, leave my weenus alone. Come on, we need art here. You don't discuss my weenus, okay? Your weenus, leave my weenus alone. Come on we need art here, man, we need art. You don't discuss my weenus, okay.
Speaker 1:Let's get that straight.
Speaker 2:No, I say for real. We get like three or four people that's going to be committed to doing these skits when we start doing them.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I want to.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think they're great, I think they could be funny, I mean we got a sense of humor where we could put some good ones together.
Speaker 1:That's what I said. We got to get some guys to sit around and write. You know who might be good for that? Honestly, brandon, no, no, no, no. Like to write comedy skits with us, believe it or not. Who? I think it would be who, angel Isaac. It would be who, angel isaac. He might be pretty good at coming up with that stuff, maybe because the thing is that the the skits like could be written as funny as they want, but it's going to take that like. It's going to take like that, that comedic, you know response to it.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean, that making them up like look at looking, looking towards the end, coming back in, instead of from the beginning going out.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah that just total comedic response. Yeah, the Dave Chappelle thing. Oh, here's the punchline. I've seen that like where he says punch him in the pussy, yeah, or punch me at, punch her in the pussy something like that but I mean the, the Like that. I mean full-on skits like the, you know, like wherever they are, like we might do some at the beach, might do something like wherever, just make up skits and do them I just do bar skits that's a bar too, but I mean all of them everywhere.
Speaker 2:Do them everywhere whatever we come up with, whatever we're traveling, that car shit was like.
Speaker 1:They used to always do that on saturday night live. They do them in the car, remember that that'd be cool.
Speaker 2:You could do those here. Yeah, I mean, I think That'd be cool.
Speaker 1:You could do those. Yeah, I mean, I think that would be cool. I don't know. We could do some skit. I want to do it, I want to get started on it. I want to get other yeah, other people involved would help. But we need to write up some skits. I got a couple, you got a couple. Let's give us one example, one good example of a skit, one good example.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was going to do that, tyson, walking out of here with my ass hanging out. Yeah, I mean, that's the thing, that's what makes Saturday Night.
Speaker 2:Live so good. And that's what you got to do. You got to be right like the booger, like right now.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, that's like when Amandaanda sent me that it was hardly any views on that woman's page, it's.
Speaker 1:you gotta be quick and then I said something to troy an hour or two later and the next thing you know it was blowing up, because it was what was hot at the time, right in fact, I actually got tiktok, actually sent me a thing and said you should go live right now while you're trending. Oh yeah, that's what it said. Yeah, I'm like what, go live? What are they talking about? I'm like in my garage smoking, like I'm not going live right now. But yeah, that was. It was uh kind of wild like for it to jump off. It actually went. It actually did way more than bills did. Bills kind of like petered out at like 79 000 or something like that 80 000. Maybe he might be at that things like at 175 000 right now. Damn, just that little me and uh troy laughing about the booger?
Speaker 2:yeah, just a troy.
Speaker 1:Troy has a great. His response is good, like he's good with that, like the way he responds, like how he got excited, like no, don't tell me he didn't, you know. Like he just has a good like personality he always has anyways. But I mean that just the way he came off, it just helped it. I think a lot. Just his whole response and not knowing probably helped like if it was like you can't, you know you can't, can't fake it no, you can't fake that. Real stuff is way better than it is when.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm saying when stuff happens, we got to make a skit like right away. That's how saturday night live. If something happens, they have a skit on that thing like that weekend.
Speaker 1:You know I mean they'll do it, and then the other thing they do is they'll go way back to right. So they'll go, they'll, they'll, they'll bring it into this, but then they'll bring up something from that you know as far back to that that cracks you up about it, about the same situation you know yeah, they was.
Speaker 2:They're good at that, but they got.
Speaker 1:They got the teams, and that's their, that's their livelihood, that's how they're functioning at that, but they got, they got the teams and that's their, that's their livelihood, that's how they're functioning like, that's what they're what's you know what I mean?
Speaker 2:those guys see you like seinfeld. I never liked seinfeld, I always like seinfeld I love seinfeld that shit drove me nuts. There was a couple funny things on there, but I didn't really find it to be. I'd rather watch archie bunker. He was funny to me archie bunker was great.
Speaker 1:He was hilarious, he was funny he was racist as shit.
Speaker 2:And and don rickles said fred sanford, he was racist too, I know you just like racism no, you're just racist. The way they did, it was pretty good the way they did it. Yeah, just being racist well way they did it. Yeah, just being racist. Well, they made him look stupid. Who For being racist?
Speaker 1:Archie, yeah, they did kind of. Yeah, that was good, they kind of did. I guess it was like a that's how you seen it, but in our house that's how we see it we're like yeah, archie's right.
Speaker 2:No, I'm but no, you see how they made him look dumb, you know it. Just it balanced it and made it look like it wasn't, for it was one sided yeah, Cause he had his hippie son-in-law daughter was there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:George Jefferson come in and his son, but my daughter makes me feel like Archie bunker all the time. She's constantly like I I'll I'll never forget. One time she gave me shit because I said something to the effect of of gender. And she's like, well, you just don't understand gender. It's like I know the fucking dictionary, I know what a damn gender is God damn, you know. And she's just like getting all mad at me like that, like I'm, like I'm some Neanderthal, you know what I mean. And it's like no, you're wrong in this instance, you're not always right just because you took that road.
Speaker 1:That's, I think, what happened. I think that's what happened why there's so much pushback and why everybody went to the Republican Party and conservative voting this time was because the left just went too damn far. I think everybody in America sits in that moderate zone. You know what I mean. And if conservatives go crazy over here to the right, they don't want to fuck with them. If they go crazy over here to the left side, they don't want to fuck with them either, and they just because it seems like so extreme, it's like too extreme.
Speaker 1:I mean I don't even understand why the big argument is for all this transgender bullshit. Where did this come from? I mean the truth of the matter is, until like, say, 10 years ago, was it? A half a percent of America was transgender Shit. Probably not even that I mean, and that's what the big fight is and the big art. You know what I mean. And now they're telling the kids that they might be. You should think about it, or take this medication, yeah, and start fucking them up and it's just like it just doesn't make any sense like why?
Speaker 2:that's the big argument. That's what I said. I don't know why we even have these conversations, because it it shouldn't exist it shouldn't, and and it's a while that.
Speaker 1:That's what happened and that's that's where their big arguments are. And then the same thing with women's rights. They're arguing women's rights. America is not stupid. We can clearly see. You're talking about murdering a child being on the federal books, even though it's on every state book anyways, or most state books anyway. You're talking about it has to be on a federal book, it's on the state books anyway, so you're still allowed to do it. I remember when it happened, I thought people can't have abortions no more. And then you're hearing people getting abortion. I'm like how's that possible? Going to the other state. No, they were having them right here. It's just, it's just how it is. It just didn't even, it really didn't even affect anything. But that's their big argument, is that that's women's rights. But at the same time, they want to let men go fight and fight them in boxing, or or, or they want to let them go against them in swimming or a transgender be the woman of the year and stuff.
Speaker 2:Yeah it's crazy, yeah, like that. How does that make any sense? How is that even a conversation? How is that even?
Speaker 1:a conversation. How is that even possible, especially because it's bruce jenner, who is a male athlete that was a dominant athlete at that and he lives in a house with all these famous women, all these women he lives with. They're all famous. They're like these famous women. They're on the news all the time, constantly. And of all the women in his house, he's the woman of the year, first year in boom. Here. I am Fuck you bitches. It's almost like you think they're sitting around a coffee table and he's just like shit. If I was a woman, I'd be woman of the year. You guys ain't shit. And then they're like oh, my ass. And he's like watch this, hold my beer.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean? That's what it almost seems like Hold my jockstrap.
Speaker 1:Yeah, hold my beer, I'm going to watch this real quick while I become woman of the year. That shit's crazy. It's retarded. And the worst part is the person that one of the strongest advocates against transgenders with kids and a Trump supporter and everything else is Bruce Jenner, yeah, or? And a Trump supporter and everything else is Bruce Jenner, yeah, or Caitlyn Jenner. Whatever you want to call him, you know what I mean. I still call him Bruce, I don't care. He doesn't seem to get offended about it. He don't give a shit one way or the other. I don't understand why he'd want to do that. It's just so weird.
Speaker 2:Remember when Dave Chappelle said he wanted to see it, wanted to see what the layout in the magazine of Bruce Jenner, oh really, and he goes, I just want to see it. And I'm like he said, you're curiosity. And I'm like hell, no, do you want to see it? Fuck, no, did he?
Speaker 1:hack his weenus off. I don't know, I don't think so. I don't think he did either still has sex like sex sex.
Speaker 2:Bruce jenner, probably that's freaking so weird, but look at man, next level women. Back in the day women was all about that guy they were hell yeah I mean he was an athlete. You see how big he was. He was a big dude, was he? He was on chips, was he?
Speaker 1:I don't know that he's still watching that show, huh no I think I went through him.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, he was on there. He's a pretty big dude. How long was he on there? Just a couple episodes, because that was when one of them was, uh, on strike basically, or whatever. Then they came out with some young white guy there. It wasn't the same.
Speaker 1:So he was actually one of the officers, oh really. Was he riding a?
Speaker 2:motorcycle? No, I think he was in a car.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, that's stupid. Who wants a cop in a car on Chips? It's got to be on a bike, right, there was a bunch of them in cars, oh, but it wasn't like he wasn't like the.
Speaker 2:Was he? I can't remember, I don't know. I missed that one. I know he's on there.
Speaker 1:I don't know, I know I don't know nothing about it. I ain't watched Chip since I was, I don't know, 12., 12. Yeah, if that it might have been younger than that. I ain't watched Chip since then. I didn't even think of, I couldn't even tell you like a plot line behind any of it. I just know they were on motorcycles. That's all I know. In fact, I honestly don't even know if I know who the other cop was besides Eric Estrada.
Speaker 2:I don't think I even know who the other cop is. Honestly, there he is right here Look.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's him for sure he was on a motorcycle. He kind of does look like a bitch, though shit, I was a big dude. I didn't know women were into him. I didn't know that. I mean, it's a hot looking dude. Yeah, he's ugly. Why are women into him? Because he was a fucking athletelooking dude yeah, he's ugly.
Speaker 2:Why are women into him? Because he was a fucking athlete and he was rich. Was he rich, I'm sure, after the Wheaties commercial and shit?
Speaker 1:Yeah, how much, I wonder. Yeah, it probably wasn't big money like it is today, though I wouldn't think.
Speaker 2:I wouldn't think so.
Speaker 1:But yeah, bruce Jenner was on Chips. Yeah, that's weird that you even know that. Why is that? It just seems odd. I just don't. I just can't imagine. You know what I mean. I just can't imagine watching that show ever again. What happened here? I don't know what the mean Like. I just can't imagine watching that show ever again. What happened here? I don't know what the hell is going on. I messed up all my whole damn computers all scrolling. I'm scrolling and pulling things and moving things. I was trying to get that picture for you Of what, of Bruce Jenner on Chips. I was going to get it so we could put it up for everybody to see. Bruce Jenner. He's still ugly, isn't he I'm talking about.
Speaker 2:He's pretty big, isn't he?
Speaker 1:Oh yeah. Well, yeah, he was an athlete for sure. I mean, that's a given. He was an athlete, Bruce Jenner on chips. My wife had a thing for his son. What's his son's name?
Speaker 2:Cody or something.
Speaker 1:No that ain't right, that don't sound right.
Speaker 1:Ask your wife yeah, if she's watching, still, she comes on and watches for like two seconds and that's it there. It is right there, brody. Yeah, brody Jenner, that's it. That's the one that. That's the one that she was. She thought he was the hottest thing ever used to. All right, so we need to right screen. Where's the right screen at there we go With right screen. There you go. This is the pictures that Keto is sending me right now are showing me so everybody else can see it. Bruce Jenner on Chips yeah, I mean, I don't think of him as a handsome fella Not really, I don't know, but I'm not, you know, the expert on who's handsome fellas, well. But I mean, my wife is right, brody wasdy was good looking guy.
Speaker 2:He's a handsome man if you say so, jimmy it's just how it is.
Speaker 1:I'm just that's just the way it is. So, uh, when are we going to hold this auction for the banana?
Speaker 2:Man, we got to do something different. They already did a banana. It is different, it's on a screen, tv screen.
Speaker 1:You want to go on a wall and put an apple, but when I put a banana on a TV screen? So I change the backdrop, you change the object and I'm the one that's.
Speaker 2:Not original. You're not original original. What kind of bullshit is this? So when are we going to do our first skit?
Speaker 1:I want to do it soon. I want to start doing them. I think that they're. I think they'll be fun. I wonder if I could get dylan to do some of them. He gets. He gets shy about doing it but he can be pretty funny and he can let loose. When I recorded him with my, when I recorded him with my cousins and stuff or my nieces and nephews, when he was here with his cousins, he like actually kind of took over the show. He was kind of like asking questions, like he actually can do it he's good at it.
Speaker 2:It's your fault. The coffee pot was empty. She's talking about me, or you?
Speaker 1:she's probably me. I think she's saying it's me. I think she's saying it's me. No, she was talking to me. You weren't even in here when she sent that. That was while you were when. You know that was me. Oh, maybe you were there, maybe you were, I don't don't know. I don't know, who knows. So this is Thanksgiving coming up. What do you got going on for that? I don't know yet I'm trying to debate. I was going to ask the girls. I was thinking about opening the bar after like five bar only. Yeah, it seems like a good move, right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, everybody already ate, so there ain't, no need for the holidays.
Speaker 1:You kind of need a place to go out. You know what I mean. So I think I'm going to do that. I'm going to see who wants to do it, who's interested in doing it? Late night, thanksgiving, I know it's, but I just think a lot of people want somewhere to go that night. You know what I mean. They're especially because you're a lot of people are in town. You know what I mean. Yeah, they're coming to see their family or whatever else you want to call it.
Speaker 1:I need to get sean to come on here. Nat, I need to get reach out to him see if he'll come on the podcast. Why? Maybe he can even help us write some skits. Sean, nat, yeah, beaker, he's a comedian in LA now but he's a friend of ours. I mean, I grew up with him but he's not Went to South, but he comes back here all the time. Yeah, he comes back for the holidays, usually comes back to. I think his mom passed like a year or two ago, but usually he stops in and usually gets a hold of me when he's here. We usually meet up when he is here. Yeah, we can do some skits. He would probably have some good ones.
Speaker 1:He was on that. What the heck is it? A Thousand Ways to Die. I seen him on commercials. Yeah, he was on commercials, but originally one of his first things he was doing after stand-up was A Thousand Ways to Die. So they were doing dumb shit where they I forget. I kind of remember one of them. He was like there was something to do with a campfire or something. I don't know. I can't really remember honestly, but I would like to, because he would probably be fun to talk to about that, because he probably has some ideas.
Speaker 2:Yeah he ain't got no people that would do it with him. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:Oh, he probably does, I'm sure. I'm sure he does. I mean, his whole thing was. He started here at the comedy club in Cleveland and then through that somehow got. I think it was like funny bones. He ended up working like the MC for funny bones for a while and he got to know all these comedians and then he moved to LA into a flop house with like five or six other comedians. So I mean he's spent his whole life with comedians, five or six other comedians. So I mean he's spent his whole life with comedians and that was the whole thing. Like back in his day. Back then that was like to be an LA comic. That was like that was where you know the comic world was. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:But yeah, I think we should reach out to him see what he has to say about it. But, being Thanksgivinggiving, he might be on his way here this hot this weekend is what I'm saying. You ever talk to him? Uh, on occasion I messaged him, not too long, too awful long ago, probably like six months ago somewhere around there. Wasn't too awful long ago, I do. Yeah, I messaged him here and there, but I think we're getting ready to get off here now. We've been on a while.
Speaker 1:There's a short one this week. We've been doing them pretty long, yeah you know, but this one was, I really didn't have anything prepared. I did that yesterday, the whole interview yesterday, and I spent two days reading the book and then kind of getting ready for that. So so the focus is on some skits this week. Yeah, I think so. And how, how do we record them and stuff. We need to figure that out, like how to record them. You do it right off your phone and I you know what else I need to do. I need to learn how to edit videos. That's something I really got to learn how to do, especially if we're going to do skits, because we'll be wanting to put different pieces together and stuff and make movie clips and stuff like that. Yeah, I think it's going to be good. Yeah, I think it could be fun. You never gave us an example. Give us one example. I don't remember you said you were going to give us one Didn't I say something.
Speaker 1:I don't think you did.
Speaker 2:Oh no, I said I was going to walk out of here with my ass hanging out.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, after the Tyson thing. Yeah, that's what it was, that's right, I remember. Now, all right, I'm getting out of here. Keith's trying to get me to go to breakfast. Probably not going to happen, though. I've got too much other stuff to do today. But, all right, we're out of here. Peace, peace, thank you.
